Balletscience

31982 pts · September 10, 2014


High five! I think I just passed that much this semester! Graduation’s on Sunday though so I got that going for me at lease

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaand this is how you end up in my Emergency Room with a bleeding ulcer

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The 3 B’s: booze, benzos, and barbiturates all have the ability to kill you during withdrawal. It’s imperative that you find a detox center!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As much as we want patients to feel cared for, we do not order tests based on their feelings. It’s wasteful and bad medicine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit Sherlock. But not relevant here. Again, we do NOT order labs that will not change the treatment regimen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or we could not order unnecessary tests and contribute to the increase in healthcare expenses.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s too young to start a cholesterol lowering drug. The test is going to say that the patient needs to lose weight, which he already knows

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Don’t judge over the internet. The doc is following the correct guidelines

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is an elevated test going to tell you? That you have to change your life which you already know. He/she can’t start a statin on you yet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He/she’s right. Cholesterol lowering medications start at age 40. Besides, you already know you need to lose weight so no point to the test

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also agree. At least the chiropractor did a good job of recognizing a real medical issue and referring him away.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Theyre wire connected needles inserted into muscles and measure electrical activity to ensure the nerve is communicating with the muscle

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There’s a nasty nasty infection you can get from salt water cuts known as vibrio vulnificus. You can google image if you are brave.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Dude is so lucky to have a hand right now. Don’t fuck around with salt water cuts

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s the parents’ photo. Calm your tits

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s a comedy sketch

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Wow: you’re a dense fucktard. I hope the women in your life know who you are. Sincerely, a woman who has been groped in the office.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow. Just wow.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I remember crying tears of laughter at that particular comment. Even now it gets me :*D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

F = ma

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Versus free Gatorade at UF if you know which academic building to go :D #gogators

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oppositional Defiant Disorder is the term you are looking for. Not a fault of the parents

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Staples are indicated for certain closures dumbass. You think surgeons do six hour procedure and then suddenly get lazy the last 45 min?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don’t downvote honest questions y’all. The central nervous system or CNS compromises the brain AND the spinal cord

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ketoacidosis in Type 1 diabetics occurs with glucose getting too high in the bloodstream

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He should definitely be going to the hospital. Burns over that amount of skin is SERIOUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the girl mike Tyson raped doesn’t

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Personally I would love to have one made out of my grandpas old jean jacket

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0