Balisaurus

14097 pts ยท September 9, 2016


I'm just a dude on the internet. Feel free to message me if you feel like chatting, I'm always up for a good conversation,

dorohedoro, it's pretty good

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm not particularly religious these days, but I like to imagine that, if god did create the universe, it was already billions of years old when he made it.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, that's usually how you cook things

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something Marco would have come up with.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

claus -> claws

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

no gore, so probably fine, as long as you're alright with trans allegories and gay couples

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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it bugs me a little that it looks like a shark painted to look like an orca

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 a cop's conception

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

being a pirate is alright with me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Empowered by Adam Warren

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

fine then, fuck you. *un-oranges your juice*

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dog's not eating, he no longer barks. He hit the propeller, and turned into sparks.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a ruler, I'd think

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I don't think the big one did karate, pretty sure that was a different guy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forget, was that before or after the giant robot with the dick cannon?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dunno who Murder Mary is, but I'd probably bang her

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I've had my soul ripped out of me twice doing that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they both top?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have nipples. Could you milk me?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"its" is the possessive

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the swagger

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Home, eh? That's where I live!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

radiation will do that to ya

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

rigging the system [...] is this form of theft. it works

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you, uh, okay there buddy?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it's worse than that he's physics Jim!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0