Badwolf1984

983 pts ยท May 30, 2017


Wholesome!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're doing it wrong

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Son of a...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you ever give yourself gold stars for your farts?

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I just love this so much. I've watched it over and over again.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucknozzle. I like that.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was upside down godzilla with a wing on it

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I also initially saw upsidedown-godzillabug & wondered when it was that such a thing became "a thing"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're not focused on the snow. They're looking at the tasty little birdie treat hopping around.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably wouldn't use it. A new folding knife, maybe. And of the 2 of us, I'm definitely the mental one.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because I live in the year 2020?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My phone has a fingerprint sensor to unlock it, yes.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was going to say this exact thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He takes more than his share. He's buddies with the boss, so boss is very lenient on him.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, the guy we all hate takes off quite a bit. Annoying since I'm left to pick up the slack, but also a blessing since I get peace.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you're George Clooney.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For legal reasons I feel like I should say I have no ideas whatsoever.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I won't even give answers. I try to ignore him. He just gets louder & louder in an attempt to get a response.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss the guy I used to share this shift with. Fellow introvert, we got along great. We're still friends, but he had to medically retire.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We share a work space that's removed from most everybody else, so I'm the only one within chopping distance.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was absolutely the best response. Perfect. Just perfect.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But try to give him a bath in a tub full of clean water, and I bet he'll try like hell to resist.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what it feels like trying to have a conversation with my mother.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I was going to ask.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my house. But the floor is clean, that's just the pattern on the tile.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated. Thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0