983 pts ยท May 30, 2017
Wholesome!
#45 People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
You're doing it wrong
Son of a...
Don't you ever give yourself gold stars for your farts?
I just love this so much. I've watched it over and over again.
Fucknozzle. I like that.
I thought it was upside down godzilla with a wing on it
I also initially saw upsidedown-godzillabug & wondered when it was that such a thing became "a thing"
They're not focused on the snow. They're looking at the tasty little birdie treat hopping around.
He probably wouldn't use it. A new folding knife, maybe. And of the 2 of us, I'm definitely the mental one.
Because I live in the year 2020?
My phone has a fingerprint sensor to unlock it, yes.
I was going to say this exact thing.
He takes more than his share. He's buddies with the boss, so boss is very lenient on him.
Actually, the guy we all hate takes off quite a bit. Annoying since I'm left to pick up the slack, but also a blessing since I get peace.
Not if you're George Clooney.
For legal reasons I feel like I should say I have no ideas whatsoever.
I won't even give answers. I try to ignore him. He just gets louder & louder in an attempt to get a response.
I miss the guy I used to share this shift with. Fellow introvert, we got along great. We're still friends, but he had to medically retire.
We share a work space that's removed from most everybody else, so I'm the only one within chopping distance.
This was absolutely the best response. Perfect. Just perfect.
But try to give him a bath in a tub full of clean water, and I bet he'll try like hell to resist.
That's what it feels like trying to have a conversation with my mother.
That's exactly what I was going to ask.
Not my house. But the floor is clean, that's just the pattern on the tile.
Much appreciated. Thanks.
Wholesome!
#45 People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
You're doing it wrong
Son of a...
Don't you ever give yourself gold stars for your farts?
I just love this so much. I've watched it over and over again.
Fucknozzle. I like that.
I thought it was upside down godzilla with a wing on it
I also initially saw upsidedown-godzillabug & wondered when it was that such a thing became "a thing"
They're not focused on the snow. They're looking at the tasty little birdie treat hopping around.
He probably wouldn't use it. A new folding knife, maybe. And of the 2 of us, I'm definitely the mental one.
Because I live in the year 2020?
My phone has a fingerprint sensor to unlock it, yes.
I was going to say this exact thing.
He takes more than his share. He's buddies with the boss, so boss is very lenient on him.
Actually, the guy we all hate takes off quite a bit. Annoying since I'm left to pick up the slack, but also a blessing since I get peace.
Not if you're George Clooney.
For legal reasons I feel like I should say I have no ideas whatsoever.
I won't even give answers. I try to ignore him. He just gets louder & louder in an attempt to get a response.
I miss the guy I used to share this shift with. Fellow introvert, we got along great. We're still friends, but he had to medically retire.
We share a work space that's removed from most everybody else, so I'm the only one within chopping distance.
This was absolutely the best response. Perfect. Just perfect.
But try to give him a bath in a tub full of clean water, and I bet he'll try like hell to resist.
That's what it feels like trying to have a conversation with my mother.
That's exactly what I was going to ask.
Not my house. But the floor is clean, that's just the pattern on the tile.
Much appreciated. Thanks.