BaddyOneShoe

34152 pts · April 24, 2015


My dog is the best dog. You may think I'm wrong, but you do not know my dog.

There is a day in the not-too-distant future where I will have a HUGE celebration.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LGBT covers it for me. I am in full support of any other pods of humans. I married an asexual person and I love her so much. Life's too short to hate. I refuse to shun anyone besides those that go out-of-their-way to fuck up the lives of people that just want to be free to love one another.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People with black labs should not have to work. That's just a policy everyone can agree with.

6 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Your guns would get slimy. That pouch is pretty much a uterus.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does drumph know how to drive a car? I very seriously doubt it.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's so fucking stupid. And this time he's surrounded himself with only stupid people to advise him. His stupid sycophants concentrate their stupid into his fat, stupid head and it's like a stupid concentrating machine. Weapons-grade enriched stupid.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always suspected wars based on religious fervor would be the beginning of the end. I didn't expect the AI cataclysm greasing the wheels of the process. What a mess.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to do LSD before I die.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What has four wheels and an interior that's red all over? This guy's truck 30 seconds after this video ends.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

When is Portal 3 coming out?

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can someone please teach him how capital letters work? Reading this shit just about gave me a stroke. Good to know a 3rd grade drop-out is running the country.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You had me at meat tornado.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be dogs gay pet. Dogs gay be pet. Dyslexia dog be gay.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I so desperately want a far-left-super-anti corporate party that wants to cut-and-paste examples from Finland, Denmark, Norway. That's the dream.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orwell couldn't even fathom that it would get this absurd.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But it's not a war. Pedo-prez just thought the troops would like to see the area. Take a little vacation. Nothing to see here.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spider cat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know he knows what he's doing and Jenni is just hanging out, but what if she just decides she feels like constricting and pops his head off?

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You've never seen true violence until you've seen a pack of them take down a wildebeest. So much blood.

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Goody goody two shoes. Hu.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someday he will die. I need to take better care of myself to make sure I'm around.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think i would still like playing with legos, but I don't because... I would feel stupid doing it in front of my wife and kids... ? That's a bad reason.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pangolin shit - this is covered with fingernails.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you were a gear I bet that feels so good.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spicy!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the tundra with no public transport. I think I'm happy to risk my life driving to work every day rather than dealing with stranger pee.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing the lord's work.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fine with a guy who describes himself as a proud pedophile "I’ll go backstage before a show and everyone’s getting dressed and... you know, no men are anywhere... And you see these incredible-looking women [children], and so I sort of get away with things like that."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's give you a cushyer position with a raise.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When my wife had a miscarriage I cried when my i told my female boss. I thought she'd have some empathy. Things were awkward between us from that point forward.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2