BaconMaster93

1480 pts ยท May 7, 2013


I do stuff

No, this is Patrick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll pay about tree fiddy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I approve

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True but it's just taking the easy way out. Not always a bad thing if done right but yeah.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The basic hero story set up tends to follow the same major plot points and twists usually.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did say sometimes. It would be better if their payment didn't start at $100. Other than that if they want to give it for free they can.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money is sometimes the best motivator

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tango down

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tango down

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She told me I had no right because she was a regular. She came in once a month, told her the guy at the end table came in every other day.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tango down

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"couldn't" look at her like that. Bitch, you're causing a disturbance, I'll throw you out of here if I want 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once had a lady bash the soda dispenser to get my attention, I told her to not do that and that I was getting their order. Told me I 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I want a medium soda" *hands them a medium* "That doesn't look like a large" *burns store to the ground out of anger*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of them was his sister. Could've just asked "Remember that text I sent you?" if they stopped by. Too many variables though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a plan!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

first born, 25 goats, 3 camels, and 1.2315 gallons of virgin blood.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a good idea. I'll go praise him now!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP, just show them your degree

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rise of the Planet of the Elephants

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Faith in humanity: restored

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No u

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, this is Patrick

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

Too late

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUZYLITENIN IS A PHONY THEY WEREN'T AT THE FLAG POLE AT 3AM!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3am or 3pm? 3am got it! If you're not there i'll tell everyone you're a phony.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did? I blame mobile. Also, I settle things like a real man...with children's card games on motorcycles!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So could 360, just needed a thumb drive or have it connected to your WMP and just set it through there. Mine's been custom since launch.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1