BackRiverGhost

4100 pts ยท December 15, 2016


"Bet I can get up there." -someone more ambitious than me looking at the moon

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I crawl inside the deers ear because I'm a single-celled organism.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo dude you have Covid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My reflection has been blinking when I don't since I was a kid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"These woods smell like acrylic paint."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If this was my high school someone would have lit him on fire after or some shit.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is what everyone was saying early 2016.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me too buddy. Yeee.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She ate my baby. I saw it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and the only English he knew was from Dora the Explorer. So while he was kicking my ass he'd just say shit from the show.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'm a life long kick boxer. When I first started doing BJJ a few tears ago, I had a teacher who was world renowned. He was from Mexico 1/?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember a headline being like "Millenials destroyed Applebees." Good. Fuck Applebees.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The little girl that voiced Duffie in Land Before Time was brutally murdered by her dad.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Laughs in 32 year old with vasectomy.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Want a real nerd question? Can a light saber cut through adamantium.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes. It's vanity that I need a work dog for my farm. You seem so educated on this topic!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to use breeders for a specific breed if it serves a purpose. I did.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 9

Avengers: Tet Offensive

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They killed my mom.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LET'S GO FOR THE HAIL MARY PASS. NO MORE HAMSTERS.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

flying the plane. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He stormed the Capitol by force with armed extremists and destroyed it. That's like say I wasn't a terrorist during 9/11 because I wasn't 1/

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh? Huskies aren't an aggressive breed.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was a joke, haha. I was referring to the Joker as a character, not Hammill voicing him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't remember him in Return of the Jedi.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mine was Billy Razor Penis.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I firmly believe the best Covid response would be to release every animal from every zoo and just see what happens

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I took your advice and pet this 42 year old guy named Phil and I got shot.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1