BabyWatch

787 pts ยท March 20, 2014


You are spare parts bud.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As he fucking should

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wife and I love going to the Family Video by our house. We're both 30 and have all the streaming services you could want.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That camper looks like it cost more than my house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA white trash water park.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just looked up the billboard. Makes me want crab.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

WHAT?!?! That's a thing? Why wasn't I told about this before today?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe OP made himself a cock ring

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm a chicken hawk"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love doing sleep.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Twist: PETA kill van

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Read like you've never read before.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Abstinence is bestest

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I don't know. I think we should get them out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notice how they're sitting all by themselves at the beginning and end of the lines, does that look right to you?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He thinks his friends are dumb, wait until he sees how his mom uses quotation marks.

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

Need at least twice as many ladders

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Put....Put....oh never mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA that sign isn't going to stop Jessica from complaining.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone really ONLY eaten one pound of nachos?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitty people rarely have any money.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What game are we talking about now?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope my generation will step up and approve school funding as well as take over school board positions

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not funny. Don't joke like that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope. End of Homeward Bound was way worse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a scary thought. There are people eligible to serve on a jury who don't know why these questions are ridiculous.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But our oppressors would have access to the best military tech and I could see them using it against us.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0