That tiny kind of dump where all you can manage is a small dingleberry because you’re so constipated
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We must all do our part. Go zombies. Doot Doot
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The horde is gaining ground, schwing!
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When you and your fellow zombies are winning again
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Im pretty damn drunk right now this is how I feel (but more puke-y) (this was hard to type)
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What my younger brother wrote in my birthday card
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It's my cake day, so he's a picture I just took of the summit of Mt. Chimney in the Adirondacks
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For my second cakeday, here's my dog, Phoebe
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2014 has been a really hot year so far
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I am an old man at heart
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Happy national dog day! This is Phoebe and she wants to be your friend
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A Greentext I just stumbled upon: The adventures of Rodent Rick
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@Kylecorn knows what's up
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Just about every day, especially when I use Imgur
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What astronauts see outside of their window as they enter the Earth's atmosphere
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Butt sculpture I made out of sand
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Name that song
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Their personalities to a tee
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Evolution is hilarious
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One ticket to the Island of Awesome please
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Working as a camp counselor in art class when suddenly...
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How I feel eating up these points for shitposting today
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Just wrote an essay using the Ice King as an example of a tragic hero. Definitely rocked it.
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I don't think red heads are any hotter than anyone else either
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Googled "ass flashlight," was not disappointed
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Newly discovered subsurface ocean in Enceladus is the most likely place in the Solar System to harbor extraterritorial life
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I'm so sorry Carol. I'll always love you
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How it started
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Eeeyyyy gimme dem points fam
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The first quote is supposedly the saddest, shortest story ever. I think I've found something that beats it
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For all the people who used to think Pluto is blue, at least its atmosphere sorta is
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Just wanna be able to say I made one of these while they were a thing
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Loopholes!
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Is there an official name for this gif yet? It's like my new favorite
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My friends mom made this cake for my grad party. She is a lunch lady at a high school, but she wants to do this full time.
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MRW the first time I saw a naked woman
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"Eh, oh well"
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When someone comes into my room and tells me to get back to work...
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Selfie Sunday
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Best part of my day
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MRW I post a mildly offensive comment and it gets downvoted into oblivion
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Pictures of the Easter Eggs my family made while I'm away at school
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Bet you can't find one of those at Brookstone
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Am I the only one?
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Gonna get in a lot of trouble for this one
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real talk
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I volunteer as tribute!
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Huge sun spot on the sun today
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HP has invented a new computer that can calculate 640TBs of data in a billionth of a second
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This has to be the reason
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AP calculus class, post AP test. life is good
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A thought that has been eating at me for a while now
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Guilty Pleasure Confession Time
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Since you guys seem to love bulldogs today, here's mine, Phoebe
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What can I say it works well
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