First time I picked a pencil up in about 3 years, I’m kinda proud.
It’s been clear all along.
So it begins.
I hate it when people can't hold their liquor.
I never knew I needed this thing until now.
I don't always post memes, but when I do they're animated.
Expecto Patronum!!!..... fuck I got a jelly fish.
It's ok Stan I'm just going to get a little bit of cancer.
On my way to shit post.
I had to say good night to my main man Alfie today. Little guy is probably up there eating ham and sniffing butts. RIP bud, you were a good boy.
He has turned, he is unstoppable, he is alfie. Be afraid especially if you're made from ham.
Making my way to usersub to upvote.
MFW usersub is full of actually funny content today instead of the real shit posts we usually have.
MFW I'm watching Friends reruns and my buddy says "I can't believe we're older now than they were in the first series".
The new roller coaster tycoon graphics have come a long way.
And my axe!
What?
I will miss you Nahla, you listened when nobody else would.
Found a folder on my phone called wtf, I don't remember saving these. I'm glad I did.
MRW my vagina implodes causing a wormhole throughout time and space.
Sadistic police officer torments children in an orphanage by destroying the only thing they have left - CNN
Found this browsing random. Upvotes are nearly perfect.
What more do you need for RHM
The element cube is the best cube I've seen today.Probably.
Here's my dog giving me her "it's walkin time" look.
PokemonGo for people who can't play.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America!! *horns blaring Dooo do do do dooooo*
NFW I'm Japanese and my face shrinks and warps smaller on top of my regular face.
Bananas, the new cucumber.
This week's best sciencey things.
Nasa researching new propulsion methods for mars mission.
Fuck you bike thieves!
I know this will not satisfy your thurst for black twit
All the Scottish twitter I found that wasn't posted.
NSFL, but I'd say it's pretty safe for usersub.
More unnecessary brazzers logos, It makes anything NSFW
Trump Vs Manson, battle of the strange faces.
Shakira, shakira.
It has taken me 23 years, but I finaly found it.
Swiggity Swooty, am a comin' for dat booty.
I can't think of any jawsome puns, prey I will be fin-ished soon. Hope you enjoy the fintastic gif more than my pun skills.
Ever wondered about rain? I have.
Such dig! Many miles. Wow!!!
Green dye, Water and superhydrophobic surface = Flubber
Fast and the furious TOYkeyo drift looks amazing.
If it fits, I sits.
Lab-grown vaginas made from the recipient’s own cells.
Surprised this guy can jump with the size of his balsl
What the Orion nebula would look like if it were only 4 light years away.
Fibonacci you crazy bastard….
Pudding Jesus, Mr John Tickle walking on custard.
Han solo's such a dick, does this everytime I try and have a drink in the falcon.
The Pope Enjoys A Snack. Isn`t he supposed to say a prayer before eating? S`not important? I`m being too picky?
Scaredy cat being lil' pussy.
Yeah, SCIENCE!