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19490 pts ยท January 4, 2020


#8 Linda McMahon probably wants to instate Master's of Suplexing as a professional degree.

History will look at this Cabinet as being the worst in American history. At least Nixon's thugs had a brain cell or two between them.

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I feel ya buddy. I was perfectly okay just coding up stuff when the management fairy tapped me on the head with her silver sledgehammer and said "Congratulations, you are now the company mathematician!" My answer was "Yougottabeshittingme,"

So now at the age of 70 I'm relearning matrix math and calculus. Cooooofffffeeeeeee.....

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Given the GQP is in thrall to fossil fuel and its climate deniers, the greatest threat to the planet.

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So he's indirectly acknowledging that trump will issue illegal orders? Good to know.

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I'd be grateful if he were dead.

NOTE TO FEDS: Not a threat, just a devout hope.

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I hope he annoys someone with the wherewithal to end his useless existence.

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Hell, foxoids already said fifteen years ago McCarthy did nothing wrong.

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She's getting that Laura Ingraham hateful harpy look.

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#32 When Stalin did it to Ukraine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

But since it's poor people who'll get it in the neck history will not call it genocide.

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Youtube _total_ 2024 revenue: $36 billion
Google 2024 stock buybacks: $55 billion
Is there any doubt that stock buybacks, legalised by fount of lousy ideas Reagan, are a levy on the 99% to benefit the 1% who own most of corporate America's shares?

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"I claim the Moon for the Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik"

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Given that Starship melts on every re-entry, I'd be wary of depending too much on one company.

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You're doing the Lord's work. Comment upvoted.

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Slow down there Cronenberg

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As if California needed another reason to despise Agent Orange.

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Kristi Noem looked reasonably normal before meeting trump. It's like the guy emanates a Bad Taste Field.

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He chose his life so he can get knotted.

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"Don't you think she looks tired?"

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When a serial sex abuser says "Whoa there Satan"...

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Hannity's head would be vastly improved by his greasy hair catching fire.

Or you could jam a nozzle of French's into his nostril while shouting "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT REAL AMERICAN MUSTARD?"

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Thread tie-in time: an evil ex, shortly before we broke up said good places came in two varieties: holes in the wall and top-notch white tablecloth establishments. She ended up blowing me off in a nice place & stuck me with the bill.

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Tombstone in the shape of a toilet.

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Go ahead you crooked bastards. Take the money, I dare you, I double-dog dare you, because it will be your political gravestone. Imagine opponents shouting from the rooftops: "While the economy stalled veterans were neglected, people starved, Senator Dickbag here took a million dollars from a corrupt bill jammed through by his Republican buddies in the Senate."

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The real reason Republicans hate drag queens: can't stand the competition.

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ICE vehicles are mostly high enough that skateboard drones could slip underneath them.

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Wanna know who screwed Obama on the public option after saying he was for it? Joe Shitsack Lieberman, and it's a continual disappointment that I never got to spit in his eye.

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I'll cry a big friggin' river for the needle-nosed pencil pushers whose job it is to find new & exciting ways of saying DENIED, the executives who get fat off the profits from hurting people, and the flood of lobbyists corrupting pols into keeping the whole rotten system.

Womp womp.

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ITYM "too bought to admit it"

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