Axises

4240 pts ยท December 4, 2014


My longsword fencing instructor used to do armored combat...he doesn't anymore because he no longer has functioning joints

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10
Hmm...better go with both. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, the new Mad Max looks great!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, this is Patrick

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I just think they're neat"

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

#49 You can't actually sneeze anymore, they got rid of sneezes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty fucking wild to see a Turning Point USA ad on this exact post.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes, Philadelphia. The City of Brotherly Buttfucking.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, yes, but actually no

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got Subnautica when it was free on Epic. Played all the way through. Loved it. Bought it on Steam.

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

*at lunch

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all a bunch of electrons in a trench coat?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn I got a former roommate that could get a job as a driver

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually an Amazon fulfillment center now. I go by it every day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once saw a guy lower himself into a steel foundry. Even gave a thumbs up while doing it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Disregard the constabulary!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, it's only called lobbying if it's in the Lobbeau region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling bribery.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But this is Imgur, so it's the DOOT version.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sounds like those scientists haven't researched the P.R.A.W.N. suit yet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, the French? That's okay, then.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lucky it wasn't a reaper leviathan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marquis of Queensberry-y McMarquis of Queensberryface

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Fortunately, I ended up learning about the stalk before ever revealing this belief to anyone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that turn signals in cars figured out where you wanted to drive and came on automatically.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some find the word "demon" to be offensive. Please use the term "mortally challenged."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0