AwkwardWatermelon

553 pts · October 18, 2013


Ostriches are being chased by a goat in the Philippines. There was a pig on a flyover. A cow chased by a cop. And a peacock on a gate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t have a car but I need 10 of these!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China has put up bases in the disputed islands in the Philippines while the rest of the world deals with the virus

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The WHO has been rely unreliable with the truth about covid19.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that’s a healthy doll-faced persian. The Persian cats on shows are so inbred to get the flat-face and end up with breathing problems

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My aunt is a vet and was once called to perform an emergency surgery on a human because there are no surgeons to do so. She’s awesome.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6997 2903 7580 friend me up!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why does he look light Dwight Schrute?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fudge. My 7th birthday was recorded on betamax!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still don't understand how definitely and defiantly are often interchanged by some people

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or John Winchester

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the men screaming deception.how stupid can you be if you think gold eyelids and winged liner are natural? makeup is an artform, not for you.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 15

the men screaming deception.how stupid can you be if you think gold eyelids and winged liner are natural? makeup is an artform, not for you.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 21

Resting bitch face even as a baby. Nice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add me 3232 7415 2053

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yep. fully Lego compatible

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fostering a sick kitten. Plus an 11-year old male cat. Yep. Cat pee and poop stank all over.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I like erotic literature more than porn videos or pics

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My best friend is my 11 year old cat. Animals are better than people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientific name is Balaeniceps rex... so yeah... Dinosaur.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now watch B99, and count how many characters from The Office are there...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Toyota should see this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she's so beautiful, my eyes went face-tits-face-stare

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

searchout Drew's Improvaganza on YouTube. He's with the same gang

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They need moisturizing and sunscreen as they have no fur

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That tweet made me miss Richard Harris as Dumbledore :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0