AwkwardSmiler

10730 pts ยท October 13, 2014


27 year old guy from Karachi, currently living in Birmingham, UK. Feel free to talk to me, I don't bite.....or do I? No, No I don't. It's more of a gentle nibble.

Tool Time!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's annie. She's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I use an old Toshiba External HD drive and it works great. No way I'm spending more for an 'official' drive.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a nickname for the second chin you get when you eat a lot of m&ms.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Snuffles?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Bus Driver?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those follicles are working harder than I ever have.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was "I'm us" and didn't understand what it meant....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's married to a Khalid. And that is pretty close. So, I say, just let her have it.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

He Just NEEDS HIS TOOLSS!! He likes to bind!! He likes to be bound!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't he a friend of that full-on-rapist?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You talking about the girl? Are we still doing phrasing?

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He didn't call you nice. What are you talking about?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Their drivers haven't.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As in, it weighs about the same as a child.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bell-bottoms

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are you a grill?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

He looks like a Mark Hamill re-gen

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Ah, so that's what you call a bunch of people rushing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Field': Since she's a cow and all

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhh, Stockholm. A town so nice they named a syndrome after it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I think babys should be given a maturity test, and if they fail should be shoved back into their mothers....Write a real unpopular opinion!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Meryl reacting to Roman Polanski?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

'Awesome. Where are you letting me go?'

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did you pay the troll toll?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I went there when I was 13...absolutely loved it. The people were awesome, food was huge, and I loved walking times square. Lights everywher

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, way too wide to be OP's cockring. Maybe it's a rubber band for the bag that contains his Roofies.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Nah, that's Paul.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

World of Warcraft forums? Reddit? Imgur comment section? Lot's of places to find virgins....but probably not the virgins you're looking for.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

and a smile that still gives me the creeps

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0