AwkwardKeming

264232 pts ยท June 28, 2014


Thanks for dicking on my usemame!

Fun fact: vanilla is so widespread because it's a surprisingly complex and nuanced spice if you actually pay attention properly.

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Lot more people than just the Clintons wanted him dead. Thinking he was murdered isn't anti-Clinton (or pro).

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Most American cars don't have hand brakes.

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I thought pineapple made sea men taste better?

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You don't need to have witnessed a crime to provide evidence, but thanks for the synopsis

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I haven't been following this. Can somebody give me the cliff notes?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You find a random gif!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why cats always knock their toys under the couch.

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Meanwhile:

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I'm so serotonin deprived, I got up and got a banana before I even made it to the bottom of the list.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fashion

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

@escudonbk Can we get a breakdown of this fight?

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As a younger sibling, I bet he was just happy to be included.

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You made me song it in my head, I owe you an upvote.

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Oh, I was looking at the wrong one. Yeah, that one's totally a reaper maybe both are?

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Grim reaper facing right with scythe over its shoulder and over-emphasized folds in its cloak.

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Sorry man, it was your time like thirty years ago. You blew it, now somebody else had to fix it.

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So, maybe I have ADHD?

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"Does 19/20 things." "Omg you didn't even do #20?!"

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Here: . . , , . , , . , Looks like you could use some of these.

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"You may have died but we ain't killed ya yet."

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If Mrs. Gingrich named her son, she turned a baby into a Newt and is therefore a witch. In this TED talk I will...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"So you like living in China?" "I can't complain."

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Most people are average, maybe they relate

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