AwkwardExpert

8792 pts ยท May 6, 2013


Screenshot this and get it to the front page and nothing out of the ordinary will happen as a direct result. Extraordinary things could still happen to you, but it won't be because of this.

The fans

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beg to differ. Chair force here and I didn't even get half of em.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh kit soup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and literally doesn't mean figuratively you dictionary fucks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except you can be charged for not asking a person who is conscious "I'm a first aider can I help you?" if they are hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acting like you can't have both.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, half of it anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

No man, you behead and cannibalize a dude kn a greyhound and go free as long as you promise to take your meds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah glad we got Hawkeye's character development instead of making Vision's origin make any goddamn sense in this movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Getting the platinum in Horizon doesn't mean you got 100%. Data points bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's as close to infinite as every other library.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Not everyone on imgur is American.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Break up with someone however you want. You don't owe them shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet we still can't get then in the CAF

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains all the masturbation

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck does Breath of the Wild have to do with the Kirin Tor from WoW?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many hotdogs do you estimate you've eaten in your entire life?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better when someone comes Iver and you ARE the food.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kill yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now if only he cared as much about the people already in Canada...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

You're right, at least back up and finish it off.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Most people think of the predator or the reaper, which are much smaller than the global hawk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I'm in the minority by not giving a shit about dogs in movies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Seen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Respectfully, gross.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Were there no societal consequences, I'd probably punch a baby for free.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basic wasn't all that bad, you just shut up and do what you're told. Accept that fact that you're gonna get yelled at even if you succeed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jake fuckin Peralta. I might not be screwed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or we just don't care that there are a few less retards in the world now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0