Awesometp

18096 pts ยท November 12, 2014


What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Have you seen the united memes?

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Ok, we can make this happen but Shelly Garland has to die as sacrifice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hump that ac

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like we could be friends

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct amount of sweatiness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are our noses so big

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna get what I want, which is a fuck load of towels

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The star wars quote of "Luke, I am your father" is another good one.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The wife is pissed

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's built up a tolerance

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Picking up scraps after the electricians leave, and a little bit of dumpster diving. I work in construction so I'm around it all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brewed with sugar, poured over ice?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I've got about 30lbs of copper that I've been wanting to turn into bullion. Looks great

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They are dragging this one

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Exceptional usage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm dale gribble in the streets, rusty shackleford in the sheets.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

This guy is putin a lot of people at risk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, y'all are sure dragging this one on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

^_^ I'm so kowai

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

we can go deeper

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it? Is that what is *really* screwed up?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Definitely a lady-lady

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody knew what was going on but they did nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I can make a pretty mean lentil soup

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Damn I already knew that was Houston. Looks like maybe 1960/290

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who won last year?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like a little bit of both

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