AwakeAndDreaming

1512 pts · February 11, 2013


D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me for three minutes: "Suck Yass Role Model... Suck Ya Ass Role Model... Suck Ya SS Role Model?..." Man do I suck at hashtags.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tall guy at my work actually bent down like this to talk to me the other day... the struggle is real but hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THE OATMEAL IS HOT?! Well smack my ass and call me Goldilocks, I gotta try me some of that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's #44 fifteen years later on spring break. She finally did it.

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Italian cc = "ch", so "fih-boh-nah-CHi"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Proof that the only good things that grow in Ontario are dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this... Are you... Are you sarcastic vegan? Like same old guilt tripping vegan but with a fresh twist of cynicism? I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screaming at #25

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never clicked "Load 40 More Images" more aggressively than I did just now. Phil is the goodest of boys <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are... Are you Christopher Moore? Because this sounds like Christopher Moore...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaand now I'm horny... ffs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Do you like swiña coladas?"

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They have the same facial expression and it's killing me

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

"Sarapls…" - Kid probably

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Assthetics

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That bedroom's like two Cindy's by a Gretchen!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had just hit the next button as I read this. Laughed so hard and quick I strained a gut muscle, came back to upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wolfville, Nova Scotia!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*mari-ja-hwanas

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh-queso what's your point?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*IMPATIENCE INTENSIFIES

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sam and Dean Winchester with Irish accents on a mission from god to eradicate the evil, demon possessed mobs of Boston… YAASS

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0