AutonomousPrime

42297 pts · April 7, 2016


Ex-BBS Junkie

Stacked rocks? They're 'quarried stones' that weigh 4,000 pounds each, chiseled out of solid rock by hand with *copper* chisels.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lesser known fact, 1/3 of those things is actually true.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly, you've never had it... or weren't old enough to remember. It's far closer to condensed milk.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gold... Thanks for that one!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad I’m seeing Saturn... instead of Uranus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice... where’d you find that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That close to Glendale... I’m not at all surprised.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad to see that side curtain airbag went off. Thanks to that I’m sure everyone is safe.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The biggest TL;DR I think I’ve ever seen.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What...?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Always upvote Transformers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*narc - short for ‘narc’otics policeman

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shots fired!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here, we do that to people who are clearly missing a few cards from their deck...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Is that Japanese for vanilla soft serve? Origato!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs a good all over clay too. Probably what... 2 coats? 2 coats, of a high quality high white/yellow carnauba wax. Done deal.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stoorie: Repluced teemin bult. Vurfied operashun.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Home to Genghis Khan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s a velcro strap. They’re designed into the shoe typically. You can probably make your own with high strength velcro. Lowes/Home Depot.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That loud, I bet you can feel your ‘organs’ move...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only their paperweight is legal here, so unfortunately I wouldn’t know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CZ has been around for decades in the US, has a proven track record of outstanding pistols (at the very least, the 75/75B).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s one hot bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never heard of them. Sounds by the price like they’re Highpoint’s cousin though... no bueno.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Overprint?! Holy shit! How can you sleep even owning it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re handling that card without gloves??? You’ve ruined it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF is a Yargle? A gargling slav?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be kind. Rewind!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did anyone tell her that her bra is on the wrong side of a shirt? No? Good... I won’t either.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0