Decided to go with flowers instead of groceries this year, got tired of trying to beat the mice
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You want to know why I like living in Colorado? This is why I like living in Colorado.
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15th favorite!
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Day 492 of quarantine. My daughter’s mental health continues to deteriorate.
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9 volts
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EGGDOG ARMY WILL ATTACK UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS
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My upper-class neighborhood has been vandalized
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The Little Mega Dork
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FFS...
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For those of you outside the US, here's an accurate representation of where we are today
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My 8 year old daughter came home from school with this On her hand. What’s next? Drugs???
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One year sober today
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I feel that a lot of people may need to see this right now
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Kid Rock doesn't look like a middle age accountant. He looks like a dog that ate a bee.
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Dagwood. That is all.
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This is my third post today
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This is my second post of the day
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I wonder what they'll find?
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For your viewing pleasure
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As someone who grew up in North Dakota...
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Fall is coming
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Each day we stray further from god
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It's apparently my cake day. Here's Handsome Squidward.
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I consider myself lucky
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It's so tiny and cute
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My daughter likes to make laptops out of sticky notes
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MRW it's Thursday evening and How It's Made isn't on
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She Said YES!
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I honestly have no idea what to do
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Good News: Found out why my chair wouldn't recline. Bad news: Found my iPad.
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Colorado right now
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I rented a car from this animal the other day
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I don't know why, but I don't really feel comfortable taking a bath after my daughter has been in here.
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What's next? Pumpkin spiced pies?
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Requested a drill rig. Got this.
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My wife, ladies and gentlemen!
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Gaming and driving don't mix
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A little something to help you through the July 29th insanity
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This should probably be an Unpopular Opinion Puffin considering the direction this community has gone lately
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Privileged douche nozzle parking only
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I'm talking to "you"
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These are hanging in the lobby of my hotel
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Walmart - Inspiring freedom boners since 1962
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Well I ran out of beer already, so I figure this should get me through til midnight
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Seriously, this was straight out of Office Space
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Let us never diminish the small but constant reminders that we are one nation, bound by the purpose of freedom for all
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Those damn dufflepods...
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Some might agree, some might not
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I have millions of dollars worth of equipment and people's lives in my hands on a a daily basis
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I haven't had much sleep lately
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Apparently his lawnmower has a name
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Move to Colorado, they said. It'll be 70 degrees in March, they said.
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You thought it was bad needing experience for an entry-level job? Well, they're looking for super powers now.
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Me too, my friend. Me too...
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So you think being a manager makes you immune to office bullshit? Riiiiiggghhhhtttt.....
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