AutistMasterbaiter

4231 pts · March 10, 2012


Made this account to host images for reddit a long time ago... now I use it more than reddit. I like swiping left.

Someone’s gotta have a golden parachute when the planes going down.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s legit, decent prices and quality produce. Neighborhood it’s in is sketchy af though just fyi. But like.. that’s Oakland.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In this scenario is wearing a condom like killing them in the foyer then?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Had to catch his breath before reinserting for another misinformation dump.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fair and unbiased, directly from the source.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

It’s full of rich peoples vacation homes and investment acreage.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Making a game of it? How badly do I have to fuck up to get fired? *crossing lines off to-do list* y’all got a betting pool going?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean at least it was at work and not at home. That’s a whole different set of problems. #ToxicOptomist

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cross legged sitting cannon ball. Where you get a massive splash and a 20 gallon forced enema at the same time..

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a bigger guy, my first thought was “that shit is going to break.” It’s like fat guy chair testing on a different level.

3 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

So you like how it tastes? Or is it the consistency that does it for you? How’s the viscosity compare to human? Perhaps it’s the volume? ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Probably why I like Isekai tbh, escapism.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roadside assistance apps, let boomers change their own tires, I’ll be in my car playing video games while someone else comes out to do it.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That was our thought process too. We went with a BerneDoodle hoping the fancy mutt mix would have better longevity.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Low Earth Orbit

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Special bear hugs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, when are y’all going to figure out cash price at the pump is same as a debit card?Tired of waiting while you go inside to write a check

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

$1200/15 = $80 a meal… that’s pretty fucking extravagant tbh. That’s about what my wife and I spend in a month at the grocery store.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he was trying to show he had a nice shape to his gape?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Northern California. Mountains and lack of cell towers. It’s a lot more remote and redneck than you’d expect outside the major metro areas.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use pandora and SiriusXM, mostly I have XM because I live in a cell tower waste land and radio stations are: mariachi, Jesus, or country.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Isn’t that the place all the TikTok assholes stream coin pusher games from?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did they let you touch it? Haha. My buddy sold half a mummified head to Oddities in NYC. It was from an 1800’s medical museum.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could always go Breaking Bad and toss some crystalline/diamonds in the mix just for a little extra kick in the dick.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Chin Diaper Gang ?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Buy local” should be: we ordered this shit on Amazon (or wherever) same as you would but… we marked it up 300% in case you wanted it today.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Yes, no, maybe so… I don’t know.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She’d also regularly scare the shit out of the snow plow guy by boiling out of the snow in the middle of the yard as he came up to our house

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0