my cousin Myla on the cover of a magazine: had eye cancer, survived, and now has a prosthetic. still as cute as ever.
when your cat is temporarily possessed by Satan.
soon.
Pictured: the moment my cat was done with my shit
When you're 37 and fab as fuck
It's my birthday! I woke up with this old man on my chest.
"Your skin looks great.. It'd look better on my floor."
my mom made me the best birthday present ever.
Lake Elaine, Flagstaff Arizona
"you talkin' shit boy?"
When you're a way better cheerleader than football player
When you're arguing with the OP and you realize something
mistakes were made
MRW Someone tells me that a hot dog isn't a sandwich
Jesus Christ, my cat is infected.
poor fitzy
"Not sure if my hand.. or humans hand..."
The paws tho
Ah yes.. my favorite walk. The "Post sex and I'm ready for those fucking pancakes." walk.
Picture of Sarah at Camp Imgur
My light bulb blew out.
My sister got married yesterday. I may have gotten a little crazy with the photobooth
Fucking Fallout Shelter rad roaches.
ah yes. my favorite sport. white people rafting.
MRW I'm playing generation 1 Pokémon games
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
Immediately following the Falcons v. Eagles game
I lost a hundred and fifty pounds today, imgur. :c
Giants vs. Redskins game tonight is absolutely fucking stupid.
Oh, I get it. because I won't let you eat dirt, sticks, and acorns, I'm an asshole, right?
Oddly inspirational.
I'd fuck that.
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
I DID IT. IT'S NOT PERFECT BUT I DID IT
I should delete my facebook.
Got football, got steak, didn't need that cheating bitch anyway.
More facebook fun
MRW I'm drunk off my ass and there's a free buffet
This is my new desktop. I didn't know I needed this until now. Thank you, ThatMoose.
When you bust on her face after not getting any for a few weeks
MRW I unleash a deadly, silent fart and walk out of the room
Help.
He's been sleeping for a while. I love it when he does this.
Just wanted to share my excellent view on my way to work today.
I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH
My last sister is finally leaving for college.