AustinAlex

32045 pts · December 5, 2013


If I have pissed you off. That was my intention, you fell into my trap. Or you didn't and I'm just talking out of my ass or something.

Wow no wonder you’re so sad and alone. You can’t even come up with an original fuckin’ insult. Go back to r/incel already.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Wow the 9th Australian state looks great when it’s not being torn apart by earthquakes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, keep on making up bullshit because you can’t get laid

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 11

Don’t fucking add titles from the onion, trying to pass them off as legitimate.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 23

Aaaaaaand cease and desist

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When did Justin Trudeau lose a leg and take up powerlifting?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every country has strangely named towns. Ours are often based off local Indigenous Australian tribe names though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’ll believe that when I see it. Please, please let me believe it soon, Miura.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like big butts and I *can* lie. That makes me superior to you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This doesn’t look legit at all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck are Americans stupid enough to vote in Donald Trump AND kill net neutrality?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Video 2000 is specific to your state ivthink

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re a bit of a stupid fuckin’ cunt aren’t ya

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They gotta come up for air at some point. Then they’re fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s fucking hilarious though

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It is a shotgun

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also bullets, missiles, bombs, knives and every other single weapon humans can make. The fuck is a dolphin gonna do against chlorine gas?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have noooooo idea

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fuckin’ what? Figure out how to make it work

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks more like she’s just holding it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eh, could be worse

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You didn’t do this. You stole it from the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can block people from viewing your story. And just because you deleted her, doesn’t mean she can’t still see your story anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Oh, that’s Burt Reynolds now? Oh no...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Dear America; WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE A SHIT. IT’S JUST A FUCKIN’ SONG/FLAG, MATE.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Norwegian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don’t get to choose what your last words are. Unless you’re gonna say it to them once and then never say anything to them ever again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh you poor innocent little sunflower

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, that Beast is jacked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0