AussieAzza

6421 pts · February 16, 2016


I'm Canadian/British/Australian/South African, living in Australia. M...48

I believe he's trying to show the little girl how they're meant to behave.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day about 1999 I was canoeing down a river in Canada and we stopped in a farmers field for a rest. A fox came down a track towards us but it had no idea we were there. This thing was bouncing, I think sproiking is the term, just bouncing along, looking around on a beautiful summer day and it looked like it was just he happiest fox ever. Then it saw us when it was maybe 15m away. Came to a dead stop, turned around and bolted. For a few seconds I got to observe the world's happiest fox.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's too coherent to be real

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hope that's lefty-loosey.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps the shirt was referring to Mobile Alabama USA, and that's how they get milk delivered?

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, there's very little trash infrastructure. At the end of the line there probably isn't anywhere to put it. In Nepal I passed through a village that had trash pickup, which was great because it meant fewer plastic fires on the road side. Then I saw the trash tractor backing up to a fast moving river and tipping it straight in. They don't have big holes to bury rubbish like the west, should be more incinerators IMO.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#6 We know who he voted for

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This shitstorm is what Americans voted for. I have no sympathy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, are we now prostitutes? Getting paid while having sex? Seriously tho, it's great. Who'd have thought 'got any meetings the next half hour' would be such a turn on!?

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Many years ago a friend ran into a huge flock of emus. Took out a bunch of them before stopping but the flock was panicked and surged into the side of his truck causing damage. The front has a bullbar so if he hadn't stopped there would have been no damage.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is probably central Asia. I spent some time in Kygysiamd the vegetables were all amazing. It's because they're picked ripe for sale that day, not picked green and ripened months later with gas. The only tomatoes that come close in the West are home grown.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer the direct 'time for you to piss off, I got shit to do'

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freedom of speech is largely an American concept. There's a list of countries where it simply isn't a thing. Not saying it's not shitty, but it's disingenuous to expect twitter to defend anyone outside of the USA

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some women are just pretty irregular, it's not necessarily a concern.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 32

Heck, you could take a debate titled 'slavery was awesome ' as long as it was preceded by a debate titled 'DeSantis is a gay pedophile'.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just cannot watch the ones not voiced by him. They're just so ....wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Die? That's a harmful exaggeration. Lots of places routinely get over that temp. Maybe it just applies to overweight diabetic Americans?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooooh, nice idea but are there statistics to back that up?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Oh man, I worked at a ski resort years ago and an employee went missing. They found his car under a bridge at the resort, we'd all been driving over him for a week.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I felt sad for the empty bookshelves ☹️

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife lasered her legs and I love touching them. If I laser my legs will she rub her hands all over me too?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took a girl to a sandcastle building contest, and we won! Then a trip to a secret tunnel I know of filled with glow worms.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks like the yoke's on them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This implies running down kids is a bad thing... Have you met kids?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, so do I? 2013 represent!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would have been easier to catch with 2 fucking hands but noooo, gotta get the social media so everyone knows I'm a nice person

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My wife is going through a crystal phase. It makes her happy so I don't argue. I even tolerate the crystal in my pillowcase.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0