11135 pts ยท September 16, 2015
Nudes and/or pleasant conversation is always appreciated.
Impressive!
TBH, if I'm dead, become a ghost, and can do/go anywhere I want, I am sure not going to stick around and wash windows!
While I usually don't take parenting advice from a creature that dies after their kids hatch, Tiny Octopus is right on this one.
Well! We found the straight Imgur.
Well, he does love the uneducated.
I'm going to say that it had something to do with the cost of gutter cleaning.
Are those missiles held on by zipties?
Of course he is. You have all of the Repubs cheering him on all of the time. /s
It's a Netflix original. I am on season 3 now. Love it!
And all for 8 miles to the gallon.
These Russian gender reveals are getting ridiculous!
Dad!?!? Is that you?
I think it's time for a new Constitution. One that is over 200 years old needs updating especially with the belief system at the time.
He did say "or less."
The JW religion has a shortage of eligible bachelors. If you're willing to convert, you have your pick of "handmaidens."
2/2 Please be very specific in your Bible. We have seen how this whole "open to interpretation" worked out in previous versions.
Just for clarification, does the anal sex have to be between the same sex? Or is opposite sex okay? What if you prefer to top? 1/2
Maybe we should hang out sometimes. You sound like someone I would like to be friends with.
Hey, hey, hey! I am a die-hard Democrat voter stuck in a red state. My state votes 45+% Democrat. The entire state is not an enemy.
Hopefully it's not the Brooklyn bridge. I already bought it twice.
I find it hard to trust when Republicans say stuff like this after Trump swore we would never see him again if he lost. /s
2/2 Something about making the brain have to focus on something else made it forget it was hiccuping.
My exwife used to just ask people questions that they would have to really think about. By the third question, their hiccups were gone. 1/2
We have one of these at the warehouse of the company I work at. It is almost orgasmic to watch it work.
"Imma gonna eat them." "Oh, yeah! We're going to eat them all." "As soon as we get out there, we're eating them." "Definitely!"
Must work. I don't see any scarecrows in that gif.
In the book, Charlie's dad was alive, and he was the one working multiple jobs to keep them all alive. The movie killed off Charlie's dad.
#7 I want this poster, but XKCD no longer sells it. If you know where I can get one, please message me.
I'm pretty sure that at least several people realized that they were gay while playing Twister, so it's relevant.
Impressive!
TBH, if I'm dead, become a ghost, and can do/go anywhere I want, I am sure not going to stick around and wash windows!
While I usually don't take parenting advice from a creature that dies after their kids hatch, Tiny Octopus is right on this one.
Well! We found the straight Imgur.
Well, he does love the uneducated.
I'm going to say that it had something to do with the cost of gutter cleaning.
Are those missiles held on by zipties?
Of course he is. You have all of the Repubs cheering him on all of the time. /s
It's a Netflix original. I am on season 3 now. Love it!
And all for 8 miles to the gallon.
These Russian gender reveals are getting ridiculous!
Dad!?!? Is that you?
I think it's time for a new Constitution. One that is over 200 years old needs updating especially with the belief system at the time.
He did say "or less."
The JW religion has a shortage of eligible bachelors. If you're willing to convert, you have your pick of "handmaidens."
2/2 Please be very specific in your Bible. We have seen how this whole "open to interpretation" worked out in previous versions.
Just for clarification, does the anal sex have to be between the same sex? Or is opposite sex okay? What if you prefer to top? 1/2
Maybe we should hang out sometimes. You sound like someone I would like to be friends with.
Hey, hey, hey! I am a die-hard Democrat voter stuck in a red state. My state votes 45+% Democrat. The entire state is not an enemy.
Hopefully it's not the Brooklyn bridge. I already bought it twice.
I find it hard to trust when Republicans say stuff like this after Trump swore we would never see him again if he lost. /s
2/2 Something about making the brain have to focus on something else made it forget it was hiccuping.
My exwife used to just ask people questions that they would have to really think about. By the third question, their hiccups were gone. 1/2
We have one of these at the warehouse of the company I work at. It is almost orgasmic to watch it work.
"Imma gonna eat them." "Oh, yeah! We're going to eat them all." "As soon as we get out there, we're eating them." "Definitely!"
Must work. I don't see any scarecrows in that gif.
In the book, Charlie's dad was alive, and he was the one working multiple jobs to keep them all alive. The movie killed off Charlie's dad.
#7 I want this poster, but XKCD no longer sells it. If you know where I can get one, please message me.
I'm pretty sure that at least several people realized that they were gay while playing Twister, so it's relevant.