Atwes

2718 pts · November 14, 2015


Dum dum dum dum dum

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“You’re not in public if we run a wire around the city” (see eruv)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that they’re going to be tested now.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That nice Republican lady did HER response from a kitchen (as God intended).

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Geez lady, it’s TURTLE WAX not GATOR WAX

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok pal?”

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, ICE is more like the mafia now.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, in their minds, they’re ALL criminals since being here illegally makes you a criminal. But nobody seems to mention that “illegal immigration” is basically a trespassing offense and ICE are basically nothing but the USA’s bouncers.

3 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I live in God’s Waiting Room, thank you very much..

We call it that too

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s video of agents spraying pepper spray directly into a person fan intake…

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember, your prompt payment is appreciated!

It’s nice to be appreciated…

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be double D’s, but the angle is wrong

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just found out my wife has never seen this movie.

TIME TO WRECK HER WEEKEND!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know what we’re doing in Orlando (home of the Pulse nightclub) …we’re pressure washing off crosswalk memorials

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s like zoomies for people!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh Bother…

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Middleman did it better.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddy…

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Oh Step-Manatee, I fell off and I’m all wet…l

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s some serious Troy McClure energy at the beginning…

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Donald’s Dachau

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If only $159 would get the wife to agree to an extra person…

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who the hell still thinks dinosaurs are extinct?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Obligatory “Lesbian Sex is Weird” comment

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time for the doggie wheelie-cart?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The (Hepatitis) F stands for FLORIDA!

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’ll take “People Who Come with a Warning Label” for $200 , Alex

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0