Wanna hear a joke? Too bad cuz I'm not funny. I can do a terrible Steve Irwin impression and I have 12 cans of beans in my cupboard. things I'm good at: gaining friendships and intimacy seemingly to throw them away on a whim. manipulation and deceit. things I am bad at: swinging effortlessly and shirtlessly from King shit to piece of shit. Should I be heralded as an art form or it's creator? just kidding, I'm bad at art too.
That’s why you’re competing against him
I was doing mushrooms at my kids age
Plus he narrated my favorite books of all time.
Swiffer duster rats is crazy to hear when you’re off your ass on shrooms
Wait in line
I never liked Char until now
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time. Bills pile up, work from sunup to dark. If you want shit to change, shooting CEOs is a good place to start.
Someone please make this movie.
Yeah, as soon as I saw the artwork I knew it’d be a long one. I was let down.
Rare is the opposite of welldone That sir, was a mis-steak
Weirdly enough, outside of work I’ll ask for help from anyone about anything. I don’t give two shits. At work it’s another story.
I don’t like asking for help when I’m at work. I think it comes from the exasperated sigh I got from people when asking for help. As if to say that you’re frustrated that you have to help me. Now people look at me weird when I’m by myself doing the work of 4 people wondering how I do it. I do it by completely wrecking my body.
Thank you for giving me another lesson to unlearn.
#11 I wish the hotels Ive stayed at had a room cat.
Those are barkeologists
Elsa is definitely good.
Why did he want it removed? Embarrassing or is the sign telling something I’m unaware of?
They could make a sequel and still use Karl Urban. That would just be rad.
Self-inflicted blunt force trauma with a hammer.
But she’s trans so I don’t feel bad for her noodle arms.
It doesn’t have to be true. In fact the person who put it there likely doesn’t believe it themself. Its only purpose is to divide and distract. And brother, look around, it’s working. Don’t let them distract you. Keep your eye on what’s important.
Damn. I didn’t realize we are at this part of late-stage capitalism/early onset fascism where people who have enough money can just wack some guys out in the open like this and get away with it.
Man don’t do that. I live and work at Airbus.
Congrats.
My comment got deleted but I stand by it. Imgur been going downhill in recent years. Dm me if you wanna know what I said
This is my favorite jobsite joke
#17 we got here as a result of decades of gutting the education system and then just wait until the general public is too stupid that objective reasoning and logical thinking are thrown in the trash. Then you can do whatever you want. Don’t believe me? Buddy, you’re living in it
Especially if it results in a death
I’ll believe it when I see it
Braaaaasss monkey!