Astrolobos

6749 pts ยท October 2, 2015


Just a Pornographer trying to make a living off of drawing dicks

I used to find torn up parts of "$100 dollar bills outside" my neighbors house and then years later he got arrested, it took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to put things together

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look up The Good & The Queen, it was Damon Albarn's side project for a while

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I had a dream like this once, it was amazing

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I spent all day yesterday trying to find a lost dogs owner, I live next to a dog park and thankfully this wasn't one of those cases of people just dumping there dogs there and has a happy ending but more often than not I just find dogs that people have dumped at the dog park

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have like 42 covers of where is my mind that I bought one summer on amazon music back in the the day

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what type of dog are they? I've been trying to figure out what my puppy might be mixed with they share a lot of traits as the gal in the vid

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there's a wolfdog at the local dog park I go to and she's the sweetest, derpiest thing, also insanely pretty

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

god I remember being so bad on Topo's boss stage as a kid because it was rhythm based, only after playing it as an adult I learned that it was way easier than I thought and only had trouble with it because I was an idiot

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my friend got that unironically after her bottom surgery

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I was half listening to a friend yesterday and they said "stud in the wall" and I immediately said "The Cask of Amontillado"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jagged transition is what I'm calling my MtF friend the next time they get kidney stones

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a capyshota (I'm sorry)

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I was JUST working on my beer bread taiyaki recipe this morning since I had a bunch of beer I didn't feel like drinking, I put teriyaki spam in the middle and used sapporo for the beer

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aww, this makes me miss my little handsome man, when you kissed him on his forehead he'd making happy dog sounds

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

love me some Wolfram

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dirty horse emojis you say

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"it starts with one thing, I don't know why, you other brothers can't deny..."

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my named my Chihuahua after him because when I found him he looked super old but still had his quevos and I thought, what's a good name for a dirty old man? Al Bundy

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I was JUST talking about this a couple hours ago, weird

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Porcs

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now just to get a bunch of crab shells to finish the look

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I do have a soft spot for Japanese Cumbia bands like Minyo Crusaders but this is a new one for me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my parent's friend got a cybertruck and basically gave them their old hybrid, now I'm just counting the days till he tries to ask them for his old car back

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