Asspire

121 pts ยท August 13, 2016


bear essentials

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lettuce wrap?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll listen to broken crown for you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can't kill a dead horse.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That lady from The Nanny?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The earth is dong shaped.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

s of africa

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

the fuck is a Wednesday?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twenty-numberwang?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a send nudes or fuck you sign at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what about Flametosser?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Que sera sera

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He almost looked like Jamie Hyneman in the thumbnail.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if it's your relatives?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So an unhappy meal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copyright protection.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone forgets the third response. it's shit, fight, or flight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you never seen two breast share the same nipple?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better settle with a toaster.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's vegan you might get pegged by carrots, thumped by cabbages, severice by a grapefruit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if she is vegan?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps she's in the twilight zone and the penis to her is an antenna to the outside world.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or pickups can afford all rednecks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dey took your job?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is a man but miserable pile of mozzarella sticks?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Charlie and the Asshole factory.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Hillary would've hid it better....probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0