AssimilateThis

5689 pts · July 4, 2017


too bad /s

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it’s the proncipal, you don’t steal there are repercussions for your actions.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d gladly die if i knew i could save some people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you know i’m using this i’ll always think of you when i use it!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i am sexually aroused by helping people so i’d be at full mast at this point.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

everything in moderation.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thank you for this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Picasso the dog!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I somehow knew it would be Adam doing it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as someone who works in food industry i’ve come to realize, the customer is always wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v Good on you, as a trekkie who hasn’t even had a full beard yet it’s hard to pull off riker.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

RIP simpson’s.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah so glad i’m still draft material in case anything happens!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we are currently in the second gilded age full of government corruption, corporate greed.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

italy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

my state is weird not as weird as others, but still weird

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

huh a funny joke in a sitcom first time i chuckled neat. v

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

the look of shock being proven wrong only coupled by getting vented into space; priceless v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one of those moments when i wish i could heart a tweet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same here man fuq

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

50+ year range on that affordable doesn’t sound right next to a thing called a quantum computer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SEX SWING YEAH!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lawrence could fit your head in his mouth!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my favorite intimidation tactic now.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

real talk i’m not on twitter because of the idiots, but is it this bad or are most of these jokes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he looks so fucking high

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t ride my bike without training wheels until I was 7, good for him!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah sucks that my trust for cops is completely gone though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0