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26303 pts · February 16, 2020


According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.

But can he make the cherry stems twirl in opposite directions?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

@yourdaughterisloose it continues...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheese is life!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's because it's not "real". It's the Zuckerberg of the cheese world - plastic and nothing natural about it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This one is polite! Unlike the others.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@yourdaughterisloose

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one amazing looking cat and it looks like you gave her a wonderful life. I'm sorry for your loss. ❤️

3 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 0

This man was my idol when I first started drywalling. I wanted to be like him!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lucky!!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*make sea salt* dry the wets

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Helps you sleep like a baby!

3 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

You heathen! Why didn't you give that majestic, beautiful kitty a treat?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kids are evil little crotch goblins so you're making the right move. I love mine but never again.

4 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 13

Best doggos ever! 14/10 Would absolutely accept free kisses from.

4 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

Is this where you come out as transgender and save your marriage?

4 years ago | Likes 2006 Dislikes 39

Oh! It's an assortment platter for everyone to choose from. Im still deciding so someone else can pick first.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hi-diddily-ho back at you!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's my town!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you kernel!

4 years ago | Likes 399 Dislikes 0

That looks amazing! Reminds me of menemen. Amazing stuff! Good luck on your date!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucked around and found out... This should have sound!

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This needs sound effects! **POW** *SWOOSH** **POP**

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Good choice!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frilly dress is on its way for the bday girl! ❤️

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sorry such a sad reason was the reason for the view. Have a great night and stay warm out there.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you doing up there?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice view of Portland!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the beef?

4 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

*in whale* heelloooooo... Iiii wouulddd liiiikkkkkke toooo taaaaallkk wiiithhhh youuuhu abbboutttt yourrr extenddded carrrr waranttteeeee ..

4 years ago | Likes 471 Dislikes 5

Guaranteed to keep your stepbrother away!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0