Askarus

28730 pts ยท March 28, 2014


Engineer, cyclist. Get this to the front page and I'll fuck your dad.

damn i was hoping they were going to sink it, not put a sticker on it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is some labyrinth shit.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i have a better chance of growing a dick on my elbow than this passing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god i wish that were me

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

poor guy, spent the last 10 years regretting getting in to that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eesh, i bet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh look, all the states that i hate

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

hey dummy, bet they chose a cleaner that's nonconductive. those are real things.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thanks, woody, enjoy your pile of money.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i thought she was about to be beamed up

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The very one!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my man is going through it

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

taxes for starters.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

im glad i got mine removed before there were cameras on phones.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Night security guard living his best life.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can't walk, you crawl.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yea man let's do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what a title

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bet you that house stinks

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

if they eat all the stink bugs and mosquitoes I'm willing to hear their side of the story.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they could have crossed into Ukraine, taken off their uniform, and surrendered.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

i like how the poles are two wildly different sizes from when they pick them up to when they use them.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

dude this guy is so jacked, would not ask to step outside.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my man is going through it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is the thing that people tell themselves when they're afraid to get in a fight.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 16

good work!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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