AsianHawk

10684 pts ยท January 22, 2013


I'm only ever on here when I'm on the toilet but I've been on the toilet since 2013 because my roommate put superglue on the seat.

My Mexican friend told me they call Asians Chino with no distinction. I told him we don't even have a word for Mexicans.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This is what I told my niece and she scoffed at me. Now she's like +$40K in debt and rising.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd need a 3-bedroom house full of those to store my downloaded porn then.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a limit to how many post-it notes a person can take?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clint Eastwood needs to direct and produce a 90 minute movie about this!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16.9% APR, baby ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Armchair "fighters" in the comments in 3, 2, 1...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

They'll need an Infinity Wars budget to cast all those celebs.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not everyone's into furries.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post is too Asian =D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with you.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

From experience, it yellows again 6 months in. I just installed new headlight assembly altogether because it got annoying.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*breathing intensifies.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I were in the area, could I contribute not just financially but also as a volunteer?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Burger King used to have a lot of things. I remember they had these steak burgers. My roommate and I would pick one up after classes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's riding on the coattails of the dick twister, that's why.

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

From Chibi Anime to Tumblr Art in 10 years.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

By looking at the thickness of the ice from the side, duh.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Too much spiraling shots in my opinion. It was distracting and dizzying. Plus, Blank Manta looks like a Beetleborg.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I work for a once American but now Chinese owned company. This is 100% true.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That camber is ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not how we use them. They're more like shoveling utensils, shoveling food into our mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too am a master of RPG Maker XP.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Come to West MI. Every 20-30 year-old man looks like this, except they have a camo shirt on.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember telling my friend the next day and he didn't believe me because he missed the episode. "Goku's hair is black, not yellow."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like collecting the original 150 in base, base 2, fossil, and jungle.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, align each color in order according to the Munsell Hue Acuity.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sammo Hung is always beating up women in his older movies.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0