Arqa

145 pts · July 9, 2015


No, you are THE lesbian.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I know so many immature people who chose to have kids..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a little over the top.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had the same, only it costed me 5000.. still a bargain to get rid of her.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smoked weed for 25 years, stopped for about a year without much effort, decided I was happier with, smoking again now..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder what this sign with the hand and the red line crossing it means...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Cacaomass, cacaobutter, sugar (and milk for milkchocolat), and we have laws to protect this.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Don't be afraid, a thigh is always better than no thigh.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His hairdresser did something strange a few centimeters northeast of his ear.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow, you got it pretty clean again...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Le Tits.... NOW!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, lipophobic... the camera repels grease, not water

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's very common to see that here (Belgium) in a bar or public place.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'We don't do that here'.... cheers on your parenting!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who like this stuff: a group of owls is called a parliament of owls.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If his pants got any lower he wouldn't have made it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would somebody want fake lettuce?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very appeeling!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs are the best people.µ

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never stop being a child!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, I accidentally have sex all of the time.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want to know who has power over you, find out who you can't criticise.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0