9743 pts ยท September 25, 2016
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
This isn't the first time I said this today, but Uranus is beautiful
#3 why does Jesus look like an Easter display at Bath & Body Works?
If you got a problem with Canadian gooses then you got a problem with Canadian mooses and I suggest you let that one marinate
I see his face, and he's a beautiful young man. What a heart he had. You can see it in his eyes and his smile that he was loving and caring
Moscato and milk.... oh, well that's just milk then, innit...
Congratulations on your promotion to alpha goose
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Great work. It looks like a HDR photo! Very nice detail
If you're in Belgium and want belgian waffles do you just order waffles?
Mascarpone cheese, blueberries, and strawberries
The real MVP
We've been trying to reach you about your car warranty!
Harold, those Irwin kids are at it again!
Quality doggos. +1 for Vel-aussie-raptor
Beautiful family! What a treasure
I like the little propeller
You see what happens when you feed the goldfish?!
Who's a good girl?
Inconspicuous body disposal
Nothing quite as funny as a trauma to the groin
We don't need no excavation
They should still be honoring the discount with the dad card
Welcome to the dad club. Your card will come in the mail shortly.
I can already tell, that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now
I think a demon ate your cat
Off-Brand Dr. Phil
Just silencers, although there is a very specific brand called whisker biscuit
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Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
This isn't the first time I said this today, but Uranus is beautiful
#3 why does Jesus look like an Easter display at Bath & Body Works?
If you got a problem with Canadian gooses then you got a problem with Canadian mooses and I suggest you let that one marinate
I see his face, and he's a beautiful young man. What a heart he had. You can see it in his eyes and his smile that he was loving and caring
Moscato and milk.... oh, well that's just milk then, innit...
Congratulations on your promotion to alpha goose
Underrated comment
Great work. It looks like a HDR photo! Very nice detail
If you're in Belgium and want belgian waffles do you just order waffles?
Mascarpone cheese, blueberries, and strawberries
The real MVP
We've been trying to reach you about your car warranty!
Harold, those Irwin kids are at it again!
Quality doggos. +1 for Vel-aussie-raptor
Beautiful family! What a treasure
I like the little propeller
You see what happens when you feed the goldfish?!
Who's a good girl?
Inconspicuous body disposal
Nothing quite as funny as a trauma to the groin
We don't need no excavation
They should still be honoring the discount with the dad card
Welcome to the dad club. Your card will come in the mail shortly.
I can already tell, that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now
I think a demon ate your cat
Off-Brand Dr. Phil
Just silencers, although there is a very specific brand called whisker biscuit
Dead ringer