ArmageddonFish

969 pts · August 23, 2017


I am a fish that will one day bring about Armageddon. Almost certainly not a human making wild claims on the internet. That would be silly.

*Narrows eyes at linguistics* Jester Fish Disease?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a formicophobe, I hope that's anty freeze.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a difference in anatomy. A cat's tail isn't made to support its body, and contains very nervous tissue, and caudal vertebrae. A lobster's tail is thicker, muscular, armored by its carapace, and it has no spine. It's doubtful this weight distribution caused any discomfort.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh? What?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Food

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't actually mind a permanent increase to the character count. In the cases of long diatribes and informative threads, it can be nice not to have to open reply after reply, occasionally to such a degree that the main comments are no longer visible. On desktop, you can open maybe eight or so before returning when you are done requires that you reload the page, or use the back arrow. Depending on browser choice, maybe also a back button, such as on the side of your mouse. Cheers either way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

♫ It's baaad luck to be you. A Chosen One of many isn't new! ♫

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Multi-Ball! Multi-Ball! Multi-Ball! BLEEEEEEERRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wordplay. Mandela: Person. Mandala: Geometric sand art.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS! *Riff*

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

♫ • ̧ ̧ ♪~ Skinner, with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 is fake

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*Anakin smiles unconvincingly*

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have selected: 300!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

♫ Stelio! Stelio Kontos! ♫

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess would be the hydraulics that give the machine resistance blew out.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The meme starts with the words ''Yo dawg,''.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The sword's curse instantly corrupted the adventurer, making them too evil to complete the quest they just took.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Schleets confirmed. Someone warn Oghren.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Edging ever closer.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

♫ Ain't nothin' but a heart break. ♫

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The teacher wanted him to stop, but he couldn't get iridium.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you want, and they're consenting.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1