2699 pts ยท May 18, 2015
Spanish gamer, writer, animator and lover of cats and sarcasm. Since everyone is doing this, if you get a screenshot of this to the FP, I'll make a 3D animation of a marionnette doing whatever you want (nothing NSFW).
Rey is barely a character, let alone a person
I can't believe you've done this
It seems to me that you paint porn that just happens to be on skateboards. Not complaining, but let's call a duck a duck.
to use as an improvised dagger. 7/7
a dagger, although often people simply grabbed the blade halfway (known as half-swording, and seen used by the warrior on the left) 6/7
give a concussion or even knock out an armored opponent, allowing you to finish them off by stabbing the gaps in their armor with 5/?
more akin to a mace or hammer, which allows denting and, sometimes, piercing of the opponents armor. A well placed strike will 4/?
powerful swings of a sword will do nothing against properly made plate armor. Turning it around shifts the balance, creating something 3/?
shit out of your opponent by slamming the guard or pommel of the sword against their stupid face. This was done because even extremely 2/?
#20 The Mordhau or Murder Strike is a historical technique in which you grab your swird by the blade and use it to beat the everliving 1/?
#3 Every time I see one of these I wonder which Spain are they talking about because it sure as hell isn't the one I live in.
Aw fuck me
It's like saying that trollface was a "semi-popular meme"
Imagine calling niche a meme famous enough te be seen from the air because seven big ass ships aligned themselves to parody it...
#15 You know, telling your SO how you want to be treated helps a lot in being treated how you want...
My friend doesn't understand #11. Can someone give him a hand?
That's extremely creepy.
This post aged poorly xD
Whatever. There will be precisely 0 consecuences for them.
#21 These kind of memes really bother me. "oh, look, my music is so bad most people hate it". What an edgelord.
Shoot > relocate. That is how a sniper works. Standing still is NOT what a sniper is supposed to do.
How cute, you gave your walking boob a backstory!
To some extent. You won't see them loving you like a dog, but they learn to trust and appreciate you
You can play at 30fps and have fun. It will just give you a headache much sooner. If it doesn't, power to you!
Thanks bro
#27 Are you gonna post this banger and not give me sauce? Not cool, bro.
Mandalorian was very entertaining for sure, but had the Disney seal. Unconnected stories, rampant fanservice, inconsistent characters...
What? I'm not gonna defend the disgustingly toxic part of the fan base, but Disney ABSOLUTELY destroyed Star Wars. Stop pretending.
doesn't get to "not eat food until you give me a raise".
Rey is barely a character, let alone a person
I can't believe you've done this
It seems to me that you paint porn that just happens to be on skateboards. Not complaining, but let's call a duck a duck.
to use as an improvised dagger. 7/7
a dagger, although often people simply grabbed the blade halfway (known as half-swording, and seen used by the warrior on the left) 6/7
give a concussion or even knock out an armored opponent, allowing you to finish them off by stabbing the gaps in their armor with 5/?
more akin to a mace or hammer, which allows denting and, sometimes, piercing of the opponents armor. A well placed strike will 4/?
powerful swings of a sword will do nothing against properly made plate armor. Turning it around shifts the balance, creating something 3/?
shit out of your opponent by slamming the guard or pommel of the sword against their stupid face. This was done because even extremely 2/?
#20 The Mordhau or Murder Strike is a historical technique in which you grab your swird by the blade and use it to beat the everliving 1/?
#3 Every time I see one of these I wonder which Spain are they talking about because it sure as hell isn't the one I live in.
Aw fuck me
It's like saying that trollface was a "semi-popular meme"
Imagine calling niche a meme famous enough te be seen from the air because seven big ass ships aligned themselves to parody it...
#15 You know, telling your SO how you want to be treated helps a lot in being treated how you want...
My friend doesn't understand #11. Can someone give him a hand?
That's extremely creepy.
This post aged poorly xD
Whatever. There will be precisely 0 consecuences for them.
#21 These kind of memes really bother me. "oh, look, my music is so bad most people hate it". What an edgelord.
Shoot > relocate. That is how a sniper works. Standing still is NOT what a sniper is supposed to do.
How cute, you gave your walking boob a backstory!
To some extent. You won't see them loving you like a dog, but they learn to trust and appreciate you
You can play at 30fps and have fun. It will just give you a headache much sooner. If it doesn't, power to you!
Thanks bro
#27 Are you gonna post this banger and not give me sauce? Not cool, bro.
Mandalorian was very entertaining for sure, but had the Disney seal. Unconnected stories, rampant fanservice, inconsistent characters...
What? I'm not gonna defend the disgustingly toxic part of the fan base, but Disney ABSOLUTELY destroyed Star Wars. Stop pretending.
doesn't get to "not eat food until you give me a raise".