Arget

2699 pts ยท May 18, 2015


Spanish gamer, writer, animator and lover of cats and sarcasm. Since everyone is doing this, if you get a screenshot of this to the FP, I'll make a 3D animation of a marionnette doing whatever you want (nothing NSFW).

Rey is barely a character, let alone a person

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I can't believe you've done this

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It seems to me that you paint porn that just happens to be on skateboards. Not complaining, but let's call a duck a duck.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

to use as an improvised dagger. 7/7

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a dagger, although often people simply grabbed the blade halfway (known as half-swording, and seen used by the warrior on the left) 6/7

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

give a concussion or even knock out an armored opponent, allowing you to finish them off by stabbing the gaps in their armor with 5/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more akin to a mace or hammer, which allows denting and, sometimes, piercing of the opponents armor. A well placed strike will 4/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

powerful swings of a sword will do nothing against properly made plate armor. Turning it around shifts the balance, creating something 3/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shit out of your opponent by slamming the guard or pommel of the sword against their stupid face. This was done because even extremely 2/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 The Mordhau or Murder Strike is a historical technique in which you grab your swird by the blade and use it to beat the everliving 1/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Every time I see one of these I wonder which Spain are they talking about because it sure as hell isn't the one I live in.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aw fuck me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like saying that trollface was a "semi-popular meme"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine calling niche a meme famous enough te be seen from the air because seven big ass ships aligned themselves to parody it...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#15 You know, telling your SO how you want to be treated helps a lot in being treated how you want...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't understand #11. Can someone give him a hand?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's extremely creepy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

This post aged poorly xD

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever. There will be precisely 0 consecuences for them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 These kind of memes really bother me. "oh, look, my music is so bad most people hate it". What an edgelord.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shoot > relocate. That is how a sniper works. Standing still is NOT what a sniper is supposed to do.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How cute, you gave your walking boob a backstory!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

To some extent. You won't see them loving you like a dog, but they learn to trust and appreciate you

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can play at 30fps and have fun. It will just give you a headache much sooner. If it doesn't, power to you!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks bro

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 Are you gonna post this banger and not give me sauce? Not cool, bro.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mandalorian was very entertaining for sure, but had the Disney seal. Unconnected stories, rampant fanservice, inconsistent characters...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What? I'm not gonna defend the disgustingly toxic part of the fan base, but Disney ABSOLUTELY destroyed Star Wars. Stop pretending.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

doesn't get to "not eat food until you give me a raise".

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0