I would love to start a goat farm but mostly so I could run around with goats. My sister's dog got humped one time by Peter Dinklage's dog, so there's that. Pelicans terrify me because they run up to other bird's nests and gobble up their chicks in their big rubber bag faces and you can see the chick struggling in there. Ew. I grossed myself out. :(
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
When you watch CBS you see B S
Somebody tell them to go for the feet.
No he thought Reiner was absolutely obsessed with him and everything he did in life was him giving the finger to Trump.
Good for you!
Hey now let’s all think in the bright side. See how he is seated, and he is shown more often seated than standing or walking? Remember his stroke-face on 9/11? He’s obviously having health issues- everyone send him more McDonalds!
Sorry but that is exactly how the oath is read aloud. Not defending his evilness, just sayin’
With you, my friend.
Disable the face recognition login on your phone. They grab phones and hold them in front of faces to unlock it.
I wish to offer a correction- serving at his pleasure means that if he is displeased with them he can remove them from their job. This does not mean in any way that they must obey him.
It’s not even a paradox. It is simply a civic exercise of matching the other’s tolerance and energy level.
Wtf no one has a pride parade in September. I call b s
Neither does my butt, but it can feel your vibrations… telling me…that…. {{{static}}}…you…are…. Cute as a bug’s ear!
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No one is going to talk about the looming manbot in the background!?
She’d have to get to the back of the line
Shoutout to Foucault!
Wait, Mexican police are kind, resourceful, generous and virtuous? No wonder our police are getting rid of Mexican immigrants. Can’t expect that level of humanity on our side of the border!
* roller coaster.
I feel this so deeply. My school librarian was doing a search for a class tutorial trying to find a book and she said she could’t find it ; I found it in 45 seconds. It is my autistic librarian superpower.
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The two of them, smirking about all the chaos and misery they cause, shake hands just as one of their inept doge children starts playing pocket pool next to them, forgetting he has a taser in his pocket and shocks himself, falling onto the pair shaking hands, and they all fall to the floor, convulsing and shitting themselves until the smoke from their frying hair plugs sets off the sprinklers, dousing them and electrocutes all the other doge children and inept cabinet members.
Kid gives the best hugst
As a federal worker who just got fired today I agree
YEAH WE KNOW BUT HE WANTS TO DOMINATE AND KILL US TOO
ACTIVATED
Yeah the hood is made up of ribs that they can flex out. When it folds up it is their ribs going back into place.