AreaResident

31134 pts · March 22, 2013


I would love to start a goat farm but mostly so I could run around with goats. My sister's dog got humped one time by Peter Dinklage's dog, so there's that. Pelicans terrify me because they run up to other bird's nests and gobble up their chicks in their big rubber bag faces and you can see the chick struggling in there. Ew. I grossed myself out. :(

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you watch CBS you see B S

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somebody tell them to go for the feet.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he thought Reiner was absolutely obsessed with him and everything he did in life was him giving the finger to Trump.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey now let’s all think in the bright side. See how he is seated, and he is shown more often seated than standing or walking? Remember his stroke-face on 9/11? He’s obviously having health issues- everyone send him more McDonalds!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry but that is exactly how the oath is read aloud. Not defending his evilness, just sayin’

4 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

With you, my friend.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disable the face recognition login on your phone. They grab phones and hold them in front of faces to unlock it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish to offer a correction- serving at his pleasure means that if he is displeased with them he can remove them from their job. This does not mean in any way that they must obey him.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s not even a paradox. It is simply a civic exercise of matching the other’s tolerance and energy level.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wtf no one has a pride parade in September. I call b s

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

Neither does my butt, but it can feel your vibrations… telling me…that…. {{{static}}}…you…are…. Cute as a bug’s ear!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one is going to talk about the looming manbot in the background!?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’d have to get to the back of the line

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shoutout to Foucault!

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait, Mexican police are kind, resourceful, generous and virtuous? No wonder our police are getting rid of Mexican immigrants. Can’t expect that level of humanity on our side of the border!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* roller coaster.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this so deeply. My school librarian was doing a search for a class tutorial trying to find a book and she said she could’t find it ; I found it in 45 seconds. It is my autistic librarian superpower.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The two of them, smirking about all the chaos and misery they cause, shake hands just as one of their inept doge children starts playing pocket pool next to them, forgetting he has a taser in his pocket and shocks himself, falling onto the pair shaking hands, and they all fall to the floor, convulsing and shitting themselves until the smoke from their frying hair plugs sets off the sprinklers, dousing them and electrocutes all the other doge children and inept cabinet members.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kid gives the best hugst

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a federal worker who just got fired today I agree

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEAH WE KNOW BUT HE WANTS TO DOMINATE AND KILL US TOO

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ACTIVATED

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the hood is made up of ribs that they can flex out. When it folds up it is their ribs going back into place.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0