924 pts · September 25, 2020
Just a regular, middle of the road, American trying to make it to a happy life.
The "Bro" or the "Manssiere"? That is the eternal question
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That's viagra being strip mined in Utah.
I'll bet Ricky "Big Red" Boner is buried in there somewhere.
He was born and raised in Ohio but went to summer camp in Kentucky, that hardly makes him a Hillbilly. He's trying to put on a "Down Home" persona to pander to the southern voters.
You could try cocaine…it’d probably work .
Watch out for Sabertooth.
The Iron Lung is an inside joke for my brother-in-law who spent all his time collecting miles to get a jacket only to have it stolen at the local bowling alley. Yes it is Photoshopped.
He will need a "My Pillow" to bite into when his cellmate makes him his bitch.
Nobody ever collected enough miles in time to save themselves with one of these.
I forgot to mention that they’re made from the broken hulls of Romulan Warbirds.
Yeah, this was last week. I just grabbed it off the DVR.
More proof
The Deerpark Tavern
That’s the ADA compliant urinal.
You know Mikey invented My Pillow out of necessity in prison. He got TMJ from biting the state supplied pillows.
I can't wait for the Will Smith vs Chris Rock episode.
062?
Exactly! Because taxpayers honor them with a pension for life even if they did a shitty job.
The Agony and the Ecstasy
We had creamer thief in our midst. Syrup of Ipecac helped us sleuth him out.
Vape Nipples, very nice.
The worst part was she had his crotch near her face.
I had COVID in December 2020. The hospital gave me an MCA IV. I still got vaccinated 90 days later because my Dr prescribed it.
Stop squeezing his genitals, he'll let go.
Spoken like a true Sicilian.
Without cleanliness...
The "Bro" or the "Manssiere"? That is the eternal question
/gallery/i-have-concept-of-plan-to-be-head-chef-here-EgNjnJ1
That's viagra being strip mined in Utah.
I'll bet Ricky "Big Red" Boner is buried in there somewhere.
He was born and raised in Ohio but went to summer camp in Kentucky, that hardly makes him a Hillbilly. He's trying to put on a "Down Home" persona to pander to the southern voters.
You could try cocaine…it’d probably work .
Watch out for Sabertooth.
The Iron Lung is an inside joke for my brother-in-law who spent all his time collecting miles to get a jacket only to have it stolen at the local bowling alley. Yes it is Photoshopped.
He will need a "My Pillow" to bite into when his cellmate makes him his bitch.
Nobody ever collected enough miles in time to save themselves with one of these.
I forgot to mention that they’re made from the broken hulls of Romulan Warbirds.
Yeah, this was last week. I just grabbed it off the DVR.
More proof
The Deerpark Tavern
That’s the ADA compliant urinal.
You know Mikey invented My Pillow out of necessity in prison. He got TMJ from biting the state supplied pillows.
I can't wait for the Will Smith vs Chris Rock episode.
062?
Exactly! Because taxpayers honor them with a pension for life even if they did a shitty job.
The Agony and the Ecstasy
We had creamer thief in our midst. Syrup of Ipecac helped us sleuth him out.
Vape Nipples, very nice.
The worst part was she had his crotch near her face.
I had COVID in December 2020. The hospital gave me an MCA IV. I still got vaccinated 90 days later because my Dr prescribed it.
Stop squeezing his genitals, he'll let go.
Spoken like a true Sicilian.
Without cleanliness...