AreaCode302

924 pts · September 25, 2020


Just a regular, middle of the road, American trying to make it to a happy life.

The "Bro" or the "Manssiere"? That is the eternal question

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's viagra being strip mined in Utah.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll bet Ricky "Big Red" Boner is buried in there somewhere.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was born and raised in Ohio but went to summer camp in Kentucky, that hardly makes him a Hillbilly. He's trying to put on a "Down Home" persona to pander to the southern voters.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could try cocaine…it’d probably work .

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch out for Sabertooth.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Iron Lung is an inside joke for my brother-in-law who spent all his time collecting miles to get a jacket only to have it stolen at the local bowling alley. Yes it is Photoshopped.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He will need a "My Pillow" to bite into when his cellmate makes him his bitch.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nobody ever collected enough miles in time to save themselves with one of these.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I forgot to mention that they’re made from the broken hulls of Romulan Warbirds.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this was last week. I just grabbed it off the DVR.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

More proof

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Deerpark Tavern

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the ADA compliant urinal.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know Mikey invented My Pillow out of necessity in prison. He got TMJ from biting the state supplied pillows.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for the Will Smith vs Chris Rock episode.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

062?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly! Because taxpayers honor them with a pension for life even if they did a shitty job.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Agony and the Ecstasy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had creamer thief in our midst. Syrup of Ipecac helped us sleuth him out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Vape Nipples, very nice.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst part was she had his crotch near her face.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had COVID in December 2020. The hospital gave me an MCA IV. I still got vaccinated 90 days later because my Dr prescribed it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Stop squeezing his genitals, he'll let go.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoken like a true Sicilian.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without cleanliness...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0