AprilFoolinAround

8488 pts ยท November 8, 2014


What a wonderful phrase! Vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze!

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Why do those people have so many toes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the ending, but it is suuuuuper depressing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like an awesome time!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stood at a wedding that played it as a joke. The marriage lated like 2 months.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tsss tsss tsss tsss

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Praise...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fisky?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets me every time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else instinctively try to open the +2?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Thank you for clarifying that that's not a goldfish.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Arguable.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How dare you.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you order a 3 piece tender with 2 extra biscuits at KFC, you can make 3 decent chicken biscuit sandwiches. I like to add a little honey.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Alright, back to my nap."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you're driving and get pulled over by the police, don't get out of your vehicle.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We can impose term limits by voting. All this does is prevent us from keeping effective statesmen in office.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday, Pancake!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is gorgeous, I love mid-century modern furniture. I have what I'm *pretty* sure is an Adrian Pearsall couch thats been reupholstered.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Lions!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had yugioh cards, I know what that is...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am Groot!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That second guy. Smoking kills.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These aren't mutually exclusive!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep... Yep... Yep.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Works like a charm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works like a charm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to market catnip in small ziplocks and call it "Probable Claws."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0