3783 pts ยท April 2, 2014
I find it hilarious how many people use this as an avatar and then post things that are diametrically opposed to what it means.
Dark humor is a lot like flood insurance. Not everyone gets it.
That depends, how many Dune books are there?
I thought at first it was going to be the intro to Alien.
Privately owned prisons have to jail someone. Make something harmless illegal and then use it to fill up profits.
And then someone brings Papa John's and its like "We asked you to get pizza"
and after thousands of years of testing and torture the snail will find you, but it ain't going to touch you....yet.
at a constant rate the fastest snail according to google would go approximately 2,500 miles every year.
If willfully touching the snail destroyed us both and brought back an Immortal Mr Rogers, I would make that sacrifice...after blowin the mil
If the snail wants to kill me, yes.
Any minute now that snail will come around the corner. The moment its head is in view HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
I'd buy a Hamster sphere, and then come to an agreement with the Super IQ snail not to kill me. I think we have time to talk it out.
there is a reason I call gauges 'padlocks'.
Oh...Don't worry about that its not a threat to you.
Why do I immediately feel like I'm already in the friendzone?
Tell them its from a Song of Ice and Fire.
K2 is with me and I am with K2...
Maybe next time he can have a character that lives.
It doesn't look like anything to me
Scrolling fast: "I was going to propose to my best friends mom, but I found out they were sleeping together, so I put him in the hospital."
You're a dick. There's the apostrophe and here's the e. Happy? It's still a terrible idea.
The first one is a terrible idea. Hire assassins who probably know each other to kill each other? Your out the money and your life.
Gravity? That movie was utter shit. I don't think it counts as Sci-Fi either since it tries to pass itself off as real.
That's because Gravity was terrible.
Princess Bride Fencing Scene
Gravity being on this list ruined it. The script is mindless, the acting pretty bland, and the science is dramatically wrong.
Dude, I need to do this. Well done.
This is the face he makes when his daughters ask if their friends can spend the night.
If you can hear it inside your own home, it should legally be considered a home invasion.
Congrats to both on surviving High School and becoming adults.
I find it hilarious how many people use this as an avatar and then post things that are diametrically opposed to what it means.
Dark humor is a lot like flood insurance. Not everyone gets it.
That depends, how many Dune books are there?
I thought at first it was going to be the intro to Alien.
Privately owned prisons have to jail someone. Make something harmless illegal and then use it to fill up profits.
And then someone brings Papa John's and its like "We asked you to get pizza"
and after thousands of years of testing and torture the snail will find you, but it ain't going to touch you....yet.
at a constant rate the fastest snail according to google would go approximately 2,500 miles every year.
If willfully touching the snail destroyed us both and brought back an Immortal Mr Rogers, I would make that sacrifice...after blowin the mil
If the snail wants to kill me, yes.
Any minute now that snail will come around the corner. The moment its head is in view HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
I'd buy a Hamster sphere, and then come to an agreement with the Super IQ snail not to kill me. I think we have time to talk it out.
there is a reason I call gauges 'padlocks'.
Oh...Don't worry about that its not a threat to you.
Why do I immediately feel like I'm already in the friendzone?
Tell them its from a Song of Ice and Fire.
K2 is with me and I am with K2...
Maybe next time he can have a character that lives.
It doesn't look like anything to me
Scrolling fast: "I was going to propose to my best friends mom, but I found out they were sleeping together, so I put him in the hospital."
You're a dick. There's the apostrophe and here's the e. Happy? It's still a terrible idea.
The first one is a terrible idea. Hire assassins who probably know each other to kill each other? Your out the money and your life.
Gravity? That movie was utter shit. I don't think it counts as Sci-Fi either since it tries to pass itself off as real.
That's because Gravity was terrible.
Princess Bride Fencing Scene
Gravity being on this list ruined it. The script is mindless, the acting pretty bland, and the science is dramatically wrong.
Dude, I need to do this. Well done.
This is the face he makes when his daughters ask if their friends can spend the night.
If you can hear it inside your own home, it should legally be considered a home invasion.
Congrats to both on surviving High School and becoming adults.