Applecrow

3783 pts ยท April 2, 2014


I find it hilarious how many people use this as an avatar and then post things that are diametrically opposed to what it means.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dark humor is a lot like flood insurance. Not everyone gets it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That depends, how many Dune books are there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought at first it was going to be the intro to Alien.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Privately owned prisons have to jail someone. Make something harmless illegal and then use it to fill up profits.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

And then someone brings Papa John's and its like "We asked you to get pizza"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and after thousands of years of testing and torture the snail will find you, but it ain't going to touch you....yet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

at a constant rate the fastest snail according to google would go approximately 2,500 miles every year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If willfully touching the snail destroyed us both and brought back an Immortal Mr Rogers, I would make that sacrifice...after blowin the mil

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the snail wants to kill me, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Any minute now that snail will come around the corner. The moment its head is in view HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd buy a Hamster sphere, and then come to an agreement with the Super IQ snail not to kill me. I think we have time to talk it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is a reason I call gauges 'padlocks'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh...Don't worry about that its not a threat to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I immediately feel like I'm already in the friendzone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tell them its from a Song of Ice and Fire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K2 is with me and I am with K2...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe next time he can have a character that lives.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't look like anything to me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scrolling fast: "I was going to propose to my best friends mom, but I found out they were sleeping together, so I put him in the hospital."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a dick. There's the apostrophe and here's the e. Happy? It's still a terrible idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first one is a terrible idea. Hire assassins who probably know each other to kill each other? Your out the money and your life.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Gravity? That movie was utter shit. I don't think it counts as Sci-Fi either since it tries to pass itself off as real.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because Gravity was terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Princess Bride Fencing Scene

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gravity being on this list ruined it. The script is mindless, the acting pretty bland, and the science is dramatically wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I need to do this. Well done.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the face he makes when his daughters ask if their friends can spend the night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can hear it inside your own home, it should legally be considered a home invasion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Congrats to both on surviving High School and becoming adults.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0