AppleShrapnel

54638 pts ยท April 24, 2015


Actually picked up a Twisted Tea a few nights ago. Didn't smoosh it in someone's face nor did someone smoosh it in mine. Just gulped it down with supper; it was nice. =w=

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That spike was like wine. Went right through him.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you hungry, Sam?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buff Picard will punch your lights out. All four of 'em.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

You look winded, have a SEAT

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, just turned 41 myself a few days ago. ^.^

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually went to check, came back and the dude had just dumped all the cardboard out of my cart and took it for himself. The cart, not the cardboard. That would be weird.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most intriguing. Truly a delight to see an artist branching out like this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to stand at the exit chute and ask everyone, "Are you okay, you look a bit flush."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I'm sure Biden is Gladd to see it, too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks nice, but the property value is cratering.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a big burly man's man, and I am typing this with tears streaming down my face; this is the most greatest costume I've ever seen. Best in the country, the world. Here, I made you some fries.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Still reeling from the sheer irony of a Democrat named... Allred.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh gosh, would ya look at the time?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you had one these, you could always get into the carpool lane.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No earth-shattering kaboom, just a phtblblblbl

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have stopped at a Shell station

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got the Oreos an hour ago. They're... interesting. Do kinda smell like coke, and the taste isn't bad. Gonna dunk em in my morning coffee :B

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope he updates that tattoo. With like, stitches or something.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forbidden Twisler

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't have to worry about her detonating, at least. Clearly been disarmed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there. Bet it sounds incredible~ =w=

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Named Median? :3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't imagine driving one, but I could see myself looking at this one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say, this is pretty terrific =w=

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just a little baby, look at the rattle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully soon, we can say that to him. "Get outta here, turkey legs."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0