TIL If I ever get c*ck-blocked by Guillermo Ochoa I should just call it quits.
MRW It's dark, but I'm too lazy to put on the bathroom light, and I pee into the toilet without ever missing.
As a Self-proclaimed Nocturnal Individual. . .
A Friend of Mine Posted This on Her Facebook.
That Feel When No Girlfriend.
Yeah? Well Anyone Can Do That.
"Tide comes in, tide goes out... You can't explain that."