AphidTaco

71143 pts ยท October 9, 2014


grunions are tasty too

Jane gives two rides

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's swamp ass, right?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florida condo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how that scene was supposed to be in south America and the kids were like "It's behind!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A nun thT got cluster headaches so bad she'd hallucinate and see God. She made art.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

0 personal accountability

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Drink more water.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mob Thanos snapped him away.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Uncle Ben is gone. They rebranded it cause it was supposedly racist.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

One of the studios hired some tree trimmers to cut trees to get rid of shade for the sag strikers. Trees were actually city property so they're gonna get a slap on the wrist for breaking the law.

2 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 4

The psycho is the creator

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These two men love each other.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love Bobby lee

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lady at my uni got cut in half like that. Csulb. She panicked and tried to get out when it got stuck between floors.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they're gonna try and cancel her for ms. Swan.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All he wanted was a Pepsi. But she wouldn't give it to hin. So he got a goat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he not do the dad thing where he knocked on it first to hear it and say "oh yeah this is a good one"

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's not. School lunch system is just another way to funnel public funds around. Pizza is considered a vegetable by the standards they set.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 24

Its a dong

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Smelling those truffles

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The proceeds. Then they can call themselves an NY Times best seller and use that as a way to get positions as commentators for media corps.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well yeah. The whole book thing is just a money laundering scheme. They use PACs to purchase the books as "campaign literature" and pocket>

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some bondo will fix that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God bless those heels.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hepatitis and typhus

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0