AnxiousCuttlefish

84767 pts ยท September 16, 2016


Psych professor with a meme streak

Been 2 years for me and I only just yesterday archived her text messages because I can't bear to delete them

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 friends, I know that town. It is MILES from the nearest lake (even small ones), and a piece of shit, but bragging about being from there lines right up with having a boat nowhere near water ๐Ÿ˜‚

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I friggin love that the formula on the chalkboard is correct too. Awesome attention to detail!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 can anyone tell me the name of the song on this one? Please and thank you!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Original baker here. It was baked in the Dutch oven, partially with lid on, then a bit more off to brown up. It proofed in the parchment and was moved into the pot pre bake as a sling to prevent it collapsing. I've only been experimenting with sourdough since last summer. Take it easy on me. It's just a hobby.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 yay, that's a loaf that I made! ๐Ÿ˜„

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 is that a Sandhill crane? We have those babies in my area. The sound they make is terrifying and they're incredibly large. I love them for the terror they evoke. ๐Ÿ˜

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neuro prof here: that isn't even close to what the RAS does. That is a hindbrain region involved in consciousness and sleep. There is no higher order cognition taking place there. Take your quackery and fuck off.

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Iirc, he goes by Renus Delph on YouTube!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 it's because your professors are now middle aged millennial kids who grew up on role play shit with AOL instant messenger. Sauce: i am an aging millennial professor who grew up on AOL instant messenger ๐Ÿฅฒ

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents had brown and black hair. I started out blonde. My brother's beard has red in it. Our faces are all so similar it's impossible to deny we're related. Sometimes yes, that is how RECESSIVE GENES can turn out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is such a strange way to say you didn't pass biology class

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still a better doctor than this dipshit

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dang, more fire than usual today, friend! Saved many to send to the bestie. Have some homemade bread (bagels) as thanks!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once fought my college over a $9 late fee for a tuition bill they didn't send me (they were trying to shift to online billing, but I hadn't opted in, so they just... didn't?). I won, and my mom was proud of little mini grown-up me. I've been riding that high ever since!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a mixer but I also enjoy cross stitch. Not as much recently due to pain, but also arthritis and bone spurs getting in the way of my dexterity. In baking, I've given up on cookies and mostly do cakes and bread with my mixer.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh mine is EXTREMELY common in its country of origin, so my email is mostly centered on my middle name

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 lasagna. It leaves the sauce dry and crunchy instead of well absorbed. Also you're right, not irrational at all. That's just basic conditioning of "I hate this thing and now that one too"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandpa was apparently so good at this that the factory he worked at lamented mechanical separation after he retired. My father's birth certificate says, "father's occupation: boner"

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think your situation is more common than mine, lol. I have a brain deformity, so anything that increases intracranial pressure (like coughing) hurts, and I'm lucky enough (/s) to also have a chronic cough ๐Ÿฅฒ

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't cough harder in dry, cold air (i get severe tussive headaches aggravated by humidity)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can put on a blanket in winter. I cannot remove my skin when it is hot.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's so funny. My dog as a puppy once did that with a pair of pliers. I was fixing the gate so she'd be safe in the yard and she snuck up behind me. Heard a faint scraping sound, then she ran for it, lol

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mythological creature that takes the form of a seal, but transforms to human while on land. If you return its coat to it, it returns to the sea but is bound to you forever.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

True, I only wore them because I hated the high rise ones cutting until my waist more than i hated my butt crack sneaking a peek.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Omg that theme song was playing in my head as I scrolled down to this comment

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 geez, yeah. Someone I know recently vented at me about black literature and I was like... you're an aging white dude, it wasn't written for YOU.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, same. I have a brain deformity and chronic headaches due to intracranial pressure. Surgeon claims it's "not bad enough to operate". K thanks, but you're not the one living at a 7.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To this day, I tell my nieces and nephew "good jorb"

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