AnsysGuru

682 pts ยท December 1, 2021


I am a scientist, a poet, an athlete, a politician, a banker, an artist, a programmer, a gardener, a tourist, a genius, an idiot, a philosopher, a pundit, a couch potato, a cynic, a cook, a teacher, a student, a provider, a consumer, a craftsman, a klutz, a raconteur, a recluse, a doctor, a patient, a jackass and a softie.

The big question is, "Would she be doing any of that if cameras weren't there to record it ?".

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not true.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents grandkids ARE cats.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As Farad you know he hasn't been inducted yet.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop ! Stop ! He's still alive !!!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it was built by Bugs Bunny.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first rule of cooking pasta is DON'T RINSE THE PASTA !

10 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's a sucky job.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be a SniperDoodle.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The roof of my mouth is blistering just looking at it.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conversation.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I decided to keep the door shut after putting up with her for almost 50 years. I didn't realize it then but the stress of having to interact with her was making me sick. I went from having 3 or 4 colds a year (mostly around holidays) to having a cold maybe every 2 years. An outcome I did not anticipate.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what about Piper Laurie and Piper Perabo.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Concrete strong in compression.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most "conversations" in this day and age don't include listening or expressing interest in what is being said. Instead, it's just two people waiting for the other to stop talking so they can start talking about themselves.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

So slinky.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a slinky cat.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first mouse launched to outer space.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sous vide ?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cigarettes

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... and then Daniel Jackson ascended.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is how wheels of Parmesan are made.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also weighs 150 lb less after.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the ash raining down from all the fires here in California.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Store checkers are quite rare these days. Our local Target has 20 checkout stations and at any given time only 2 of them are open and they are constantly backed up. OTOH, the 6 self-serve stations are processing the bulk of the transactions.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also remember when my car would shift into "passing gear" when the accelerator was floored.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My God, It's Full of Stars

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0