Anrack

31276 pts ยท March 22, 2013


And why should I obey your demand to write something about myself here, imgur? You are not the master of me!

I worked 75 last week. Life is fun.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Went 52 hrs once in college. I saw things...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, actually, in tyhpoons, ships usually put to sea because they can just avoid the epicenter of the storm. Modern Navy's usually do it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horse riding . . . I hope?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Looks like a good relationship to me...

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Thank you for asking, by the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, I'm an Ensign! Amazed you remembered.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, $20 is $20...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you a . . . lab rat? Just going off your username.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

:|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered what the sauce is for this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to use it on occasion, but there's no need for you to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or gay cowboy federal agents.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Favoriting so I can name my future dog jigs just to use these jokes. This is fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The true secret. Get an engineering degree, then an MBA. Now you get paid like an engineer but don't have to do any engineering! Yay!

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

When I was in Iceland this Spring, they were serving a Thor Beer that looked very similar to this bottle and was utter garbage. IMO

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's icelandic and pretty shitty in my opinion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The legend has spoken.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh, man, you just reminded me of this. Hundreds on hundreds of kills with Darth Maul.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just in Iceland, didn't see any of this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome post, though for some reason I've just never liked the flavor of rum compared to whiskey. Don't know why.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sex jokes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time this was posted, I got my top comment ever, and it was a stutter about his sun glasses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks so proud!

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

As an architect (of ships), I have designed shit like this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about a Bismarck!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems we've learned something today. It wasn't storm troopers that found Luke's moisture farm...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0