Anphib

11540 pts · July 12, 2013


Perfection!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Prior to those pesky child labor laws, toddler powered generators were quite a hit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not your friend, brother.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Me too, and that was even before all those people who knew him came forward saying he’s a well known liar.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chili fries, Motherfucker

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If only I had a drill to make the music stop

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do a no look jumpy thing on the back wheel

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s quite unusual

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They set aside an area to dispose of the dead and the dirt they move out of the way. They are smart enough to know that dead bodies = bad

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Banana makes tum tum stop rumble

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can’t wait to find out!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure can, one sec

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, I’m on a boat!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obama literally put together a committee to deal with pandemics, and Trump disbanded it the moment he got into office.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Fake ass motherfudger

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that what makes the Zombies start running?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was on ADD meds for over 12 years, finally stopped taking them and replaced them with The Stamet Stack (magic shrooms) - Best thing ever!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just asked the same question to Google home and she told me to look for the spare key under the flower pot and let myself in lol

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was also coughing so much that I burst the blood vessels in my eyes, looked like a vampire.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I remember waking up in the hospital with my hands strapped to the bed because I kept ripping the tube out of my mouth. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

13

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Common up here in Canada as well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you often within reach of two naked dudes in bed?

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Long curly claws

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehe, good

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not sure where you’re getting your ground beef...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

R.Kelly’s special reserve

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0