11540 pts · July 12, 2013
Perfection!!!!
Prior to those pesky child labor laws, toddler powered generators were quite a hit.
I’m not your friend, brother.
Me too, and that was even before all those people who knew him came forward saying he’s a well known liar.
Chili fries, Motherfucker
If only I had a drill to make the music stop
Do a no look jumpy thing on the back wheel
That’s quite unusual
They set aside an area to dispose of the dead and the dirt they move out of the way. They are smart enough to know that dead bodies = bad
Banana makes tum tum stop rumble
I can’t wait to find out!!
Sure can, one sec
Fuck that, I’m on a boat!
Awesome
Obama literally put together a committee to deal with pandemics, and Trump disbanded it the moment he got into office.
Fake ass motherfudger
Is that what makes the Zombies start running?
I was on ADD meds for over 12 years, finally stopped taking them and replaced them with The Stamet Stack (magic shrooms) - Best thing ever!
I just asked the same question to Google home and she told me to look for the spare key under the flower pot and let myself in lol
I was also coughing so much that I burst the blood vessels in my eyes, looked like a vampire.
Oh god, I remember waking up in the hospital with my hands strapped to the bed because I kept ripping the tube out of my mouth. 1/2
13
Common up here in Canada as well.
Are you often within reach of two naked dudes in bed?
Long curly claws
Hehe, good
Not sure where you’re getting your ground beef...
R.Kelly’s special reserve
Perfection!!!!
Prior to those pesky child labor laws, toddler powered generators were quite a hit.
I’m not your friend, brother.
Me too, and that was even before all those people who knew him came forward saying he’s a well known liar.
Chili fries, Motherfucker
If only I had a drill to make the music stop
Do a no look jumpy thing on the back wheel
That’s quite unusual
They set aside an area to dispose of the dead and the dirt they move out of the way. They are smart enough to know that dead bodies = bad
Banana makes tum tum stop rumble
I can’t wait to find out!!
Sure can, one sec
Fuck that, I’m on a boat!
Awesome
Obama literally put together a committee to deal with pandemics, and Trump disbanded it the moment he got into office.
Fake ass motherfudger
Is that what makes the Zombies start running?
I was on ADD meds for over 12 years, finally stopped taking them and replaced them with The Stamet Stack (magic shrooms) - Best thing ever!
I just asked the same question to Google home and she told me to look for the spare key under the flower pot and let myself in lol
I was also coughing so much that I burst the blood vessels in my eyes, looked like a vampire.
Oh god, I remember waking up in the hospital with my hands strapped to the bed because I kept ripping the tube out of my mouth. 1/2
13
Common up here in Canada as well.
Are you often within reach of two naked dudes in bed?
Long curly claws
Hehe, good
Not sure where you’re getting your ground beef...
R.Kelly’s special reserve