Despite the best attempts of my parents to protect me from the cruel world, I like to talk to strangers, so feel free to message me for idle chit chat. I'm from Minneapolis, but I left my heart in San Francisco. I hope to move there in a few years and work with the homeless again. I like video games and pizza and Jesus and Star Wars and Imgur and cheeseburgers and books and Firefly and camping and Italy and Stephen Colbert and heavy metal and Coca-Cola (although I've given up soda for a year) and Marvel comics and outer space...these are in no particular order btw, I'm just looking around my room for visual cues on what to put as my interests. I know these are lame, but I'm gonna try anyway: If someone screenshots this and gets it to the FP, I will do a work stories post about my work as a missionary. I know posting Christian stuff on here can be contentious, but if this gets to the FP then I know there's at least enough interest that it's worth doing despite all the downvotes that it's sure to accrue.
I was wondering this too, so I looked it up. They're called "dogs", and there's actually at least a dozen different kinds!
I have a Blasian friend (mom is from Korea and Dad is African American) who rocks that "Asia" shirt.
Did you just assume their gender?
That's how I feel
Nah fam, just pulling them down one at a time with my tongue. It's not as satisfying, but it's still nourishing.
I can smile now. It just hurts a lot, so I chose not to.
I don't know what that means, and now I'm scared.
Yes
None of them do.
OR ELSE
I'm guessing it tasted like cardboard?
Consider me whelemed.
Consider me whelemed.
And then everyone in the classroom applauded.
So THAT'S what that bar is for.
In Nepal, a guy told me, "Nepali women are the most beautiful in the world, and we Nepali men are the ugliest." I agree with the 1st part.
I think most people do this. However, the REALLY Asian thing to do is to provide "inside shoes" in the form of flip flops or slippers.
TIL FDR was actually John Cleese in disguise.
Step 1: Don't make a deal with a demon. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit (without ironic punishments attatched!)
Been scrolling the FP non-stop for almost a year now, and I finally reached the end. What a journey.
How many people did I just watch die?
So all the wells that his father's servants had dug in the time of his father Abraham, the Philistines stopped up, filling them with earth.
Twas all in jest. You said you'd upvote ANYTHING, wanted to see if it was true.
I said I'd be telling stories, didn't I?
This gif is terrible
10/10 would poop myself
Thanks for the explanation! So they're using antibiotics to fatten them up? Seems like a waste to me. But I ain't no scientician neither!
Valid, but wouldn't you rather not have worry about it being under-cooked by knowing it's likely infection free?