2529 pts · August 10, 2015
I'm kind of a douche, but a friendly douche. Say hi.
That’s a hernia
Is... is runny bacon actually a thing?
Yeah! Only the second child!
Nice! I'm an awful artist, I tried to do draw once, I failed though
Don't leave your drink unattended, that's the look of a predator
Badass! Always wanted to go rock climbing
And they did, they even put him down, but the murders didn't stop and people became suspicious...
Yes
I miss this game
Hmm prove it.
I'd date him
Didn't you watch the gif? This IS the rise of the machines!
Damn double standards!
Oh I will.
When she asks if you can suck your own dick
Does she have to pee?
He gets a sock and becomes a free elf :D that's it, the last we see is him being free
I'm a dude but this speaks to me, so terrible with people
A what now?
That's definitely the face of someone who is avoiding laundry
Mmmm that's some good paint
Ooooh! Yeah, yep that confirms it. I'm dumb
No, trust me, I'm an expert
Fear the viscous predator
That's a big ass tongue!
What is a diddly squat?
That's pretty smooth
Hi
That’s a hernia
Is... is runny bacon actually a thing?
Yeah! Only the second child!
Nice! I'm an awful artist, I tried to do draw once, I failed though
Don't leave your drink unattended, that's the look of a predator
Badass! Always wanted to go rock climbing
And they did, they even put him down, but the murders didn't stop and people became suspicious...
Yes
I miss this game
Hmm prove it.
I'd date him
Didn't you watch the gif? This IS the rise of the machines!
Damn double standards!
Oh I will.
When she asks if you can suck your own dick
Does she have to pee?
He gets a sock and becomes a free elf :D that's it, the last we see is him being free
I'm a dude but this speaks to me, so terrible with people
A what now?
That's definitely the face of someone who is avoiding laundry
Mmmm that's some good paint
Ooooh! Yeah, yep that confirms it. I'm dumb
No, trust me, I'm an expert
Fear the viscous predator
That's a big ass tongue!
What is a diddly squat?
That's pretty smooth
Hi