Angsmt

873 pts · February 1, 2015


Well over 100% of the time.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe that’s actually Bruno Tonioli - judge on Dancing With the Stars.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which should include cleaning and respecting their own environment.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That little void luuuuuuvs you. Look at those slow blinks.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have sick feeling that he will use the military to punish each city that had a great turnout.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I found some bees in a suitcase”
“Were they moving?”
“Yes.”
“Well that would explain the suitcase.”

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No biscuits?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parmigiano Reggiano

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aliens I think. Last thing I remember I was just slithering across the path and when I woke up I was a mile away.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could you hand me the hammer? I think I left it on the splinter cabinet.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make grapefruit sexy again.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wonder what information / pictures are being used to blackmail him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES! It keeps me in the seat when I take corners on two wheels! Do seatbeltless people feel comfortable just flailing about?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alfredo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I find my glasses I'll help you look.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You found the kitty whisperer.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NONE of this looks safe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the hood or roof?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just fold it in.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Tell it you love it by tapping it 3 times.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prince Andrew?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish to play with the small angry dog.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make it and let us know if it’s the real deal! It does look right with a mix of beef and sausage.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/QrQQGhq

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All floof, no brain.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This dog should never play poker.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0